"We r back in the air now".
"We r back in the air now".
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Fun Bus

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17,911 posts

249 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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The GF and I returned from a week in Lanzarote last night. Upon boarding the plane we were told there would be a 50 minute delay in taking off and then we'd have to stop in Faro, Portugal to take on fuel.
Anyway, the GF and I were sat across the aisle from each other and I had next to me two middle-aged, pikey looking women who were giggly, orange and a bit loud. We left Arecife airport and an hour and a half later arrived in Faro. We then left Faro, and once airbourne, with the cabin crew released for their duties I saw the lady next to me take out and switch on her mobile phone. Thought nothing of it. That is until I realise she is sending a text message "We r back in the air now". It wouldn't send so she tried again, and again before complaining to her friend that she couldn't send it. She then tried again about half an hour later but gave up because "I'll use all my battery up if I keep trying. I'll leave it".
I was astounded and really wanted to say something sarcastic but just thought better of it.

On top of this she also commented to her friend "I wonder if we'll see the Pyramids then?" when the Captain announced the stop in Faro.

southendpier

6,239 posts

260 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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surprised the phone didn't affect the plane controls and bring you crashing down on the pyramids.

lambysdad

939 posts

270 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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Cretins, orange cretins at that shoot

Kermit power

29,622 posts

244 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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I think it's all complete rubbish, personally. I've taken hundreds of flights on business over the last 15 years, and I'd reckon most of them have at least one person on the flight who has forgotten to turn their phone off.

So far, not even one of them has crashed, and I've not once had a pilot ask people to check their phones because something is interfering with their instruments.

omgus

7,305 posts

206 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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I was told by a mate who understands these things that one person didn't really matter, however if the whole plane full of people all called out at the same time the pilot might notice something, or possibly even have to take the controls himself. There was a much more detailled explanation (that i'm sure someone will put up), but sadly beer had been involed in leading up to this conversation so i didn't grasp it.

Fun Bus

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17,911 posts

249 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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I know it's not as dangerous as people would have us believe but the fact she thought it was possible from a normal mobile at 36,000ft amazed me. I wanted to ask her how strong the signal was she had. Well, hadn't got as I could see that out of the corner of my eye.

Digger

17,056 posts

222 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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Please tell me you made the last bit up OP? biggrin

Fun Bus

Original Poster:

17,911 posts

249 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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What, about the Pyramids? Nope, deadly serious. She said it as we taxied down the runway at Arecife. She was also reading a magazine called "It's Fate!" which looked to be all about paranormal rubbish.

I must stop being so nosey but stupid people interest me.

omgus

7,305 posts

206 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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Fun Bus said:
I must stop being so nosey but stupid people interest me.
rofl
After dealing with some people at work i find my self wondering if they sometime just stop and do nothing while they wait for the next thought to arrive.

Digger

17,056 posts

222 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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omgus said:
Fun Bus said:
I must stop being so nosey but stupid people interest me.
rofl
After dealing with some people at work i find my self wondering if they sometime just stop and do nothing while they wait for the next thought to arrive.
Its when three thoughts arrive at once that you have to quickly dive for shelter as they quite often self-combust.

omgus

7,305 posts

206 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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I once worked with a lad who was a bit thick slow to process information, he would generally get there but it would take him a couple of minutes. His brother used to refer to him as 286. hehe


I will now wait to see if any geeks out there find this as amusing as i did.


ETA - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_80286

Edited by omgus on Sunday 26th September 17:16

Digger

17,056 posts

222 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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As in a nibble short of a full byte?

Oops way too nerdy, sorry.

Tommy Winchester

12,424 posts

225 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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I hate stupid people.

I share the view that society will evolve into two distinct groups. One will hunt the other on horseback, for fun.

Now, where is my horse.

Edited by Tommy Winchester on Sunday 26th September 17:28

mblade123

533 posts

223 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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Kermit power said:
I think it's all complete rubbish, personally. I've taken hundreds of flights on business over the last 15 years, and I'd reckon most of them have at least one person on the flight who has forgotten to turn their phone off.

So far, not even one of them has crashed, and I've not once had a pilot ask people to check their phones because something is interfering with their instruments.
I agree. Im the same. Ive done hunderds of flights for work and im sure a number of phones have been left on by accident and I havn't died once. (yet).
I still agree they should be turned off though. Last thing I want is some muppet on their mobile explaining what the views like at 36000 feet when Im trying to get some kip

Jasandjules

72,683 posts

260 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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Fun Bus said:
I must stop being so nosey but stupid people interest me.
Suggest you watch Jeremy Kyle then........

anonymous-user

85 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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Is the same line as not using mobile phones in garage forecourts. When for a long time petrol stations had masts built into them..

I think it is one of those things..Not sure what the effect would have so leave them off..

Kermit power

29,622 posts

244 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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mblade123 said:
Kermit power said:
I think it's all complete rubbish, personally. I've taken hundreds of flights on business over the last 15 years, and I'd reckon most of them have at least one person on the flight who has forgotten to turn their phone off.

So far, not even one of them has crashed, and I've not once had a pilot ask people to check their phones because something is interfering with their instruments.
I agree. Im the same. Ive done hunderds of flights for work and im sure a number of phones have been left on by accident and I havn't died once. (yet).
I still agree they should be turned off though. Last thing I want is some muppet on their mobile explaining what the views like at 36000 feet when Im trying to get some kip
I couldn't agree more! I think it's complete bks, but I truly hope it never changes, as I take great pleasure in not having people on phones all the time when flying.

A1

681 posts

242 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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On a recent flight you are now allowed to use mobile phones apart from take off and landing. This was with emiretes airline.

sneijder

5,231 posts

265 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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A1 said:
On a recent flight you are now allowed to use mobile phones apart from take off and landing. This was with emiretes airline.
Small world, I was on a flight with you recently. Assuming you are the slightly defunct pop group A1 that is, all using the same login.

A1

681 posts

242 months

Sunday 26th September 2010
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Wrong guy dude