****ing Asda (customers)

[Petrol Only]

I know i fking know. What on earth are you doing in there with all the fking pond life. Sorry PH!

I pull into Asda at 9am this morning. Car park is fking empty. Not even the get my fat fking kids close to the fking store spaces were even half full.
So as fking usual I park down the fking bottom of the fking supermarket. What's this I see a fking stty P reg Corsa waiting...
The stupid council estate single mother and pig ugly Grandmother to horrid council estate single mum scum wait till I get out my car then stick her fully laden Corsa about 6" from my car when there are about 100 fking free spaces around my fking car. So I start strolling back to my car to make sure said little brat does not fking hit my car with the door. Thank fk it does not! I promptly get in the car and move it to another fking space away from said bds.

When I get out the car.

SCUM: Why did you move your car?
Me: I park at the bottom of the supermarket to try and avoid getting parking dings by people who don't care about others property and you came and parked 6" from me with your baby.
SCUM: Well its only a fking car!
Me: It might only be a fking car to you. But its my fking car you hound.

Urgh people in this fking country.

I now open my self up to the ridicule of PH.

Over and out

Pissed Off!

[obob]

Why is she scum?

[Mini1275]

7/10. Good use of swear words but quite hard to read as a result.

[Adenauer]

P reg Corsa, that's just terrible!!!

What reg is your vastly superior MX5?

[CypherP]

You should have reversed, pulled out and parked the other side of her. That would have really confused her.

[southendpier]

obob said:

Why is she scum?

angry OP said:

....the stupid council estate single mother ... horrid council estate single mum scum ."

The OP suggests she is single and from a council estate. He may be right using the power of the force to know such things. Or be may be slightly prejudiced.

After purchasing The Daily Mail did you follow her home to find out if you were right?

[Uhura fighter]

obob said:

Why is she scum?

Asda.

One has the staff do the shopping, normally at Waitrose.....


Supermarkets at 09:00 no - They buy fags after dropping the kids off at school (In their PJs )

[Harry Flashman]

*shudders*

This is what Ocado's for, folks.

[Pothole]

you lose points for conversing. 'none of your business' would have sufficed.

[ellroy]

What is this Asda of which you speak?

Peasant.

[fido]

From my many years of parking in ASDAs :-

1. an empty car park - don't pick the furthest space; chavs though normally lazy beasts will park next to the first car they see - parking in a corner at a slight angle seems to work.

2. don't park anywhere near the trolleys

[Monkeylegend]

Just think, if you work hard one day you will be able to afford their lifestyle and get yourself a proper sports car.

[Petrol Only]

I would have my food delivered if I didn't shop at the local farm shop/butchers for everything. So my spend in supermarkets is only around 10quid p/w.

I presume there is a minimum spend?

I agree to many fks and not enough bhes, s and wkers in the rant.

[Torquey]

Why the fk does she need an explanaition isnt it blatently obvious?

Bit O/T but similarly - sitting in the barbers one day. 1 man in the chair, me waiting. In comes customer number 3 and of the 7 spare seats he picks the one right next to me. Fortunatly the level headed barber cracks some thing about him wanting to sit on my knee and he moves.

Do some people feel more comfortable/secure close to others or something??

[Zod]

So your car didn't even get scratched?

Your week isn't looking too good if you are already this wound up by Monday morning.

PS do you shave your head?

[Petrol Only]

Adenauer said:

P reg Corsa, that's just terrible!!!

What reg is your vastly superior MX5?

She's a 1994 (L). So older!

Yes she is vastly superior.

No winkies im deadly serious.

I owned a p reg corsa once.

Edited by Petrol Only on Monday 27th September 10:44

[Adenauer]

Torquey said:

Do some people feel more comfortable/secure close to others or something??

Sheep

[Adenauer]

Petrol Only said:

Adenauer said:

P reg Corsa, that's just terrible!!!

What reg is your vastly superior MX5?

She's a 1994 (L). So older!

Yes she is vastly superior.

No winkies im deadly serious.

I owned a p reg corsa once.

Edited by Petrol Only on Monday 27th September 10:44

[Petrol Only]

Zod said:

So your car didn't even get scratched?

Your week isn't looking too good if you are already this wound up by Monday morning.

PS do you shave your head?

O the week is looking good.

I pick up my company lease car on Friday so no more fretting about chav scum ANYWHERE.

I have a full head of hair thanks and im not short so don't have that disease either ;-).

[Zod]

time to relax then.