Anonymous Poll - Declaring Euro £Ms to the Mrs
Anonymous Poll - Declaring Euro £Ms to the Mrs

Poll: Anonymous Poll - Declaring Euro £Ms to the Mrs

Total Members Polled: 345

Declare it and live happily ever after: 64%
I'd split with the cash: 1%
I'd split with cash but set her up for life: 6%
Keep cash and Mrs but cash is mine: 12%
Keep both but have a "boys" holiday: 5%
Split up, disappear, never declare it to her: 12%
Author
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308mate

Original Poster:

13,758 posts

253 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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So you hit the big time. 82million makes you richer than many film and rocks stars. You can charter private planes, buy multiple houses, have a st racing career just for the giggle etc.

But 82m buys you a lot of "expereinces" you might not be so keen to share with SWMBO. Or that she would be so keen for you to do at all.

No replys nessacary, just votes if you like.

Adenauer

18,982 posts

267 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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How the hell could you not tell her? laugh

IainT

10,040 posts

269 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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There's a reason I'm marries to my wife and it has nothing to do with financial stability...

I'd tell her and we'd live happily ever after.

aclivity

4,072 posts

219 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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where's the option for "Tell the mrs, but buy her some bigger boobs"?

Dupont666

22,963 posts

223 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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OH is an tree hugger so I dont know if I could trust her with a joint account... so she would be allowed to do any tree hugger stuff she wanted to the tune of several million pounds but just in case she thinks that the poor of the UK, etc deserve it more than us and transfer it all out not allowed to do that.

Trust her and would never leave her, but sometimes I think a tree hugger activity would get the better of her with regards to distributing the wealth to everyone and it making no difference, bit like giving Oxfam £10 millon to find out £5million is used in admin fees.

Twincharged

1,851 posts

236 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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Adenauer said:
How the hell could you not tell her? laugh
"Oh yeah, the new Lambo- thought you might ask about that. There was errrm... a sale...yes a sale on at the dealership and they wanted to get rid of it really cheap really quickly."

Though I'm sure you could just up and leave while she was at work and leave a note or something. wink

Muzzer

3,814 posts

252 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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308mate said:
But 82m buys you a lot of "expereinces" you might not be so keen to share with SWMBO. Or that she would be so keen for you to do at all.
If you mean sexual "experiences", and I think you do, you'd have to be very shallow to ditch your wife for these "experiences"

If you mean things like buying a motorbike (which I doubt she'd be keen on) then she'd have to get used to it biggrin

captainzep

13,306 posts

223 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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No way I'd tell Mrs Zep.

"Is that a new car?"
-"No its just had a wash."
"But it says 'Aston Martin' on it"
-"Aston Martin serviced it"
"Why are you wearing a spangly gold dressing gown and sunglasses?"
-"This old thing? Your Mum bought it for me. I like it now."
"Is that cocaine?"
-"Beachams"
"Why are those scantily clad ladies outside?"
-"Probably just gay bin men poppet. Its a Council diversity thing no doubt."
etc.

speedchick

5,290 posts

253 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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Ahem, why are you all assuming that it would be a guy that won, don't any of us girls stand a chance of having the magic ticket?

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

229 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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no


hehe

C8PPO

20,881 posts

234 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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speedchick said:
Ahem, why are you all assuming that it would be a guy that won, don't any of us girls stand a chance of having the magic ticket?
Are you allowed to buy tickets now?

anonymous-user

85 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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IainT said:
There's a reason I'm marries to my wife and it has nothing to do with financial stability...

I'd tell her and we'd live happily ever after.
+1

Great name you have there too spelt correctly and everything wink

SeeFive

8,353 posts

264 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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I'd tell her I'd won it straight away. I'd even go so far as telling her that I might miss her a bit.

Robatr0n

12,362 posts

247 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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I'd tell her.

Her dream car is a Pagani Zonda so I'd be straight out to buy her one of those. driving

speedchick

5,290 posts

253 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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C8PPO said:
speedchick said:
Ahem, why are you all assuming that it would be a guy that won, don't any of us girls stand a chance of having the magic ticket?
Are you allowed to buy tickets now?
Must be, cos the ticket I bought for last Saturday's National Lottery netted me a tenner (not telling his lordship about that one)

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

261 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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I'd declare it to a potential Missus.

Don

28,378 posts

315 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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IainT said:
There's a reason I'm marries to my wife and it has nothing to do with financial stability...

I'd tell her and we'd live happily ever after.
This. I'd tell her as soon as I could. But no-one else.

Then we'd start to enjoy ourselves...

With £82M that's enough to be permanently on a posh holiday. Whenever we tired of that we'd have a few weeks at home. Which would be somewhere very, very nice - but not ludicrous - and would be fairly remote. Out in the countryside.

Lovely.

WorAl

10,877 posts

219 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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I'd disappear, never to be seen again by low life scum like my current self and her, if I had a her.

TEKNOPUG

20,499 posts

236 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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I'd tell her I won some money.......enough to explain a new car....

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

229 months

Monday 27th September 2010
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wouldn't tell anyone

but scholarship letters will arrive at the kids mums house explaining that they will be receiving the best tuition and private schooling money can by until graduation