Commonwealth Games Deploy Monkeys as Security

[Jimbeaux]

I suppose these monkeys either work for less or have a $hitty union:

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Commonwealth-Games-s...

[thinfourth2]

Maybe we could do a deal with india

They send us their monkeys and in return we send them our unemployed workers

[Jimbeaux]

thinfourth2 said:

Maybe we could do a deal with india

They send us their monkeys and in return we send them our unemployed workers

I think I expected that type reply!

[plasticpig]

I presume they are paid in peanuts?

[Mojocvh]

Interesting use there, they use geese around some of the whiskey bonds on the Clyde.

[Lost_BMW]

Jimbeaux said:

I suppose these monkeys either work for less or have a $hitty union:

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Commonwealth-Games-s...

I understand that some had earlier been laid off by the Sky TV call centre after failing to pass through the requisite customer satisfaction survey.

[Tsippy]

thinfourth2 said:

Maybe we could do a deal with india

They send us their monkeys and in return we send them our unemployed workers

I think we have enough MPs already

[FourWheelDrift]

They're no good at security though, this one let thieves steal a rare white bat.

[Victor McDade]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RRadWR_Nzk