The housework secret
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Cogcog

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11,838 posts

258 months

Sunday 3rd October 2010
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I have inadvertently cracked the housework secret.

Last week as a necessary step to dealing with a damp patch on a wall I had to move all of the furniture in a bedroom and clean the acculating dust behind the bed and a chest of drawers. FFS, it was fun. Not like that daily grind stuff where you lightly vacuum and you flick a duster about; but proper housework with buckets of hot soapy water and scourers and burny chemicals. If you treat it like a proper job and not just titilation it makes it tolerable. I have ordered a steam cleaner to do it properly.

Now I intend to give one room a right going over every Sunday morning (today I did 2). Chucked all the accumulated clutter (half burned smelly candles, fashion magazines, anything made of china) washed the skirting boards, moved the sofas and rolled up the carpets to clean underneath.

Bathroom next week if the jet wash is working.

Edited by Cogcog on Sunday 3rd October 20:28


Edited by Cogcog on Sunday 3rd October 20:29

ali_kat

32,141 posts

244 months

Sunday 3rd October 2010
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Great, can you come & do mine?

Bernard80

4,764 posts

210 months

Sunday 3rd October 2010
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I cracked it years ago.

Hire a cleaner.

Allanv

3,540 posts

209 months

Sunday 3rd October 2010
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Cogcog said:
I have inadvertently cracked the housework secret.

Last week as a necessary step to dealing with a damp patch on a wall I had to move all of the furniture in a bedroom and clean the acculating dust behind the bed and a chest of drawers. FFS, it was fun. Not like that daily grind stuff where you lightly vacuum and you flick a duster about; but proper housework with buckets of hot soapy water and scourers and burny chemicals. If you treat it like a proper job and not just titilation it makes it tolerable. I have ordered a steam cleaner to do it properly.

Now I intend to give one room a right going over every Sunday morning (today I did 2). Chucked all the accumulated clutter (half burned smelly candles, fashion magazines, anything made of china) washed the skirting boards, moved the sofas and rolled up the carpets to clean underneath.

Bathroom next week if the jet wash is working.

Edited by Cogcog on Sunday 3rd October 20:28


Edited by Cogcog on Sunday 3rd October 20:29
You are the reason Cillit bang exists, do your damn housework properly once a week or sooner if you prefer.

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

193 months

Sunday 3rd October 2010
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I find cross-dressing and mincing around with the hoover to Queen's 'I want to break free' is very invigorating.

4988cc

25,867 posts

229 months

Sunday 3rd October 2010
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You are now detailing your house, rather than cleaning it. Congrats thumbup

Mobile Chicane

21,819 posts

235 months

Sunday 3rd October 2010
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The secret of housework is 'tidiness' rather than 'cleanliness'.

If a room is tidy, people will assume it's clean.

Within reason obviously.


Cogcog

Original Poster:

11,838 posts

258 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
The secret of housework is 'tidiness' rather than 'cleanliness'.

If a room is tidy, people will assume it's clean.

Within reason obviously.
MMMmmmm. I confess that the only major visible difference is a few missing cob webs and a clear hearth.

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

237 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Bernard80 said:
I cracked it years ago.

Hire a cleaner.
yes

Dift

1,660 posts

250 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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4988cc said:
You are now detailing your house, rather than cleaning it. Congrats thumbup
laugh

I hope you used the two bucket method and a nice soft wool mit for the skirting boards!


Next week snow foaming the carpet.

wildoliver

9,216 posts

239 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Aww well done poppet. How is the hormone treatment going? wink

fido

18,413 posts

278 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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If my sofas get a bit dusty i just invite friends round for a drink, so in effect they become organic intelligent dusting devices.

cpas

1,661 posts

263 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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I've got a wife for that sort of thing laugh