Going out with a bang

[anonymous-user]

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[Smiler.]

Get your mate to sprinkle them over the washing line of a female neighbour that you fancy. It'll take her weeks to get you out of her knickers



(c) Harry Enfield - the old gits

[oilslick]

I've always quite fancied being scattered in Sydney Harbour.

[miniman]

Have your mates take you to Benidorm, wait for everyone on the beach to slap on the suntan lotion, then throw you up in the air.

[Bernard80]

I would never get cremated, ruins your chances of becoming a zombie.

[Gargamel]

Pretty sure there is a company that will remake your ashes into a Diamond

US based, I think they do it for pets too.

[Ari]

We saw a company that will encase ashes into a "tasteful" clear glass paperweight!!

Over time you could end up with a complete family in descending order along your mantelpiece. Nice...!

[Shannon Mac]

There was a lady on TV not long ago that had her sons ashes mixed into the ink used to do a large tat dedicated to him on her back. Quite a sad story really.

[Emsman]

anonymous said:

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give me a box of matches, I'll think of something

[BlackVanGirl]

Dunno why but don't much fancy the idea of cremation. But if I was gonna I think that sending my folks up to Northumberland and get my ashes chucked off the cliffs at Dunstanburgh Castle would be the way to go.

[The Riddler]

BlackVanGirl said:

Dunno why but don't much fancy the idea of cremation. But if I was gonna I think that sending my folks up to Northumberland and get my ashes chucked off the cliffs at Dunstanburgh Castle would be the way to go.

Excuse me, but isnt that a rather odd thing to say, I know no one likes to say it, but most people outlive their parents?

Sorry for the badly put question, and hope no offence is taken.

[BlackVanGirl]

The Riddler said:

BlackVanGirl said:

Dunno why but don't much fancy the idea of cremation. But if I was gonna I think that sending my folks up to Northumberland and get my ashes chucked off the cliffs at Dunstanburgh Castle would be the way to go.

Excuse me, but isnt that a rather odd thing to say, I know no one likes to say it, but most people outlive their parents?

Sorry for the badly put question, and hope no offence is taken.

I have a life-limiting condition. Which is a medical euphemism for don't buy into a pension plan.

[v15ben]

One of my dad's golfing buddies wants his Ashes to be dropped into the Road Hole bunker at St Andrews. Every time someone hits the ball, they'll be covered in bits of him!

[deviant]

anonymous said:

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I wonder if they could put your body in a firework pre-cremation for a slightly more spectacular dispersal...

[Rouleur]

I remember reading about a guy who did a lot of classic car racing and had requested that his friend scatter his ashes during a race, so he ended up being spread around his favourite circuit.

[tenex]

A few years ago, 21 black-powder enthusiasts loaded their muskets with a clubmate's ashes and "saluted" him down his favourite range at Bisley. IIRC.

[pad58]

Bernard80 said:

I would never get cremated, ruins your chances of becoming a zombie.

This^

[cal72]

Always fancied floating in a box out in space, just because you never know.

[5potTurbo]

In my Will I've requested to be scattered over "La Face Olympique" in Val d'Isere

[hman]

Ok, Rather than subject my family to having to go to the ends of the earth to scatter my ashes.

They can scatter me over my (10 minute drive away) model flying field.

Just like I did with my Dads.

Edited by hman on Wednesday 6th October 09:44