Hello you South Coasters

[silverthorn2151]

Greetings from Essex.

I have to stay down in Fareham for the night on business next week.

Have to be there early doors on Thursday as I have a jolly at Thruxton in the afternoon of Thursday.

I am getting a bit befuddled trying to find a reasonable hotel that

1) Has parking
2) Isn't in the middle of an industrial / retail estate
3) Is nice (Ideally with topless room service, but i think I read too many copies of fiesta in my yoof)

Any ideas or recommendations?

[.Mark]

silverthorn2151 said:

3) Is nice (Ideally with topless room service, but i think I read too many copies of fiesta in my yoof)

Any ideas or recommendations?

Pete!


Depends on budget I suppose but there are plenty of Holiday Inn type places around. Or try for one near Port Solent for some bars etc.

[chr55y]

.Mark said:

silverthorn2151 said:

3) Is nice (Ideally with topless room service, but i think I read too many copies of fiesta in my yoof)

Any ideas or recommendations?

Pete!

Pete gave up his topless waitressing a few years back, he found the youngsters too much competition

But I'm sure if you wisper in his ear sweet nothings and give him a pie and a cake he will make an exception just for the evening

oh almost forgot to say there is a Hilton just down the road from our house too... Oh so handy too

Edited by chr55y on Thursday 7th October 13:06

[SoliD]

Well Fareham only really has the Premier Inn, which is more park gate, but if not you have the Marriott at Port Solent or the Hilton at Farlington. Few independents such as the red lion in Fareham, but not sure of the parking.

[minimatt1967]

chr55y said:

oh almost forgot to say there is a Hilton just down the road from our house too... Oh so handy too

They don't ask too many questions in there and they are very discreet.

Just a shame you can't get a shire horse in the lift, Lord knows I've tried.

[.Mark]

Couple of donkeys go though.











Apparently

[silverthorn2151]

I shall post a review of The Red Lion, Fareham when I have been there!

[chr55y]

minimatt1967 said:

chr55y said:

oh almost forgot to say there is a Hilton just down the road from our house too... Oh so handy too

They don't ask too many questions in there and they are very discreet.

Just a shame you can't get a shire horse in the lift, Lord knows I've tried.

I know Matt I remember that episode very well. It ended up being a long and very cold night outside... not what you promised me at all, now I know what to expect of you

[diablo_pete]

minimatt1967 said:

chr55y said:

oh almost forgot to say there is a Hilton just down the road from our house too... Oh so handy too

They don't ask too many questions in there and they are very discreet.

Just a shame you can't get a shire horse in the lift, Lord knows I've tried.

That is soooo funny!!!!!!!!

[minimatt1967]

chr55y said:

minimatt1967 said:

chr55y said:

oh almost forgot to say there is a Hilton just down the road from our house too... Oh so handy too

They don't ask too many questions in there and they are very discreet.

Just a shame you can't get a shire horse in the lift, Lord knows I've tried.

I know Matt I remember that episode very well. It ended up being a long and very cold night outside... not what you promised me at all, now I know what to expect of you

I know I did apologise at the time, when I offered you the use of my Donkey Jacket your eyes lit up like bonfires on the fifth of November. I took this to be an acceptance of the offer, I produced the jacket and the look of disappointment was immediately apparent, with that you turned a fled with Henry, 1150 kilograms of very rare shire horse into the night. I don't think that was the customary way to saddle a horse, Henry didn't mind though it would appear...

Strangely enough when the word Donkey was uttered I could hear the crackle of TVR in the distance.

[silverthorn2151]

You guys down south are weird!

[.Mark]

silverthorn2151 said:

You guys down south are weird!

They are only just warming up.

You might want to check the door on your hotel room double locks

[.Mark]

Just noticed the Radical in your profile. Guy I used to work with races/raced them with his Dad, sounds like real fun!

[minimatt1967]

.Mark said:

silverthorn2151 said:

You guys down south are weird!

They are only just warming up.

You might want to check the door on your hotel room double locks

Got plans have you?

[.Mark]

minimatt1967 said:

.Mark said:

silverthorn2151 said:

You guys down south are weird!

They are only just warming up.

You might want to check the door on your hotel room double locks

Got plans have you?

You know I'm an

[minimatt1967]

.Mark said:

minimatt1967 said:

.Mark said:

silverthorn2151 said:

You guys down south are weird!

They are only just warming up.

You might want to check the door on your hotel room double locks

Got plans have you?

You know I'm an

[diablo_pete]

.Mark said:

minimatt1967 said:

.Mark said:

silverthorn2151 said:

You guys down south are weird!

They are only just warming up.

You might want to check the door on your hotel room double locks

Got plans have you?

You know I'm an

He often has a ring on his head.

[minimatt1967]

diablo_pete said:

.Mark said:

minimatt1967 said:

.Mark said:

silverthorn2151 said:

You guys down south are weird!

They are only just warming up.

You might want to check the door on your hotel room double locks

Got plans have you?

You know I'm an

He often has a ring on his head.

It's nice to see he pleasures his 'friends' in proportion to the level of pleasure he receives.

[silverthorn2151]

I'm starting to think they filmed 'Deliverence' around Portsmouth!

I wonder if I can learn the banjo before Wednesday.

The Radical is fabulous and exceeds everyones expectations when they get a ride. It's way quicker than we can drive it. Sadly been laid up for much of this year with a misfire that we just can't find or fix.

Any Hyabusa experts down there?

[.Mark]

minimatt1967 said:

diablo_pete said:

.Mark said:

minimatt1967 said:

.Mark said:

silverthorn2151 said:

You guys down south are weird!

They are only just warming up.

You might want to check the door on your hotel room double locks

Got plans have you?

You know I'm an

He often has a ring on his head.

It's nice to see he pleasures his 'friends' in proportion to the level of pleasure he receives.