Anyone want to be a waiter?

[JABB]

Full time Waiter/Waitress for privately owned 20 bedroom rural South Oxfordshire Hotel & Restaurant. We have an opportunity for a committed, enthusiastic waiter/waitress to join our team in a food-led quality establishment, popular with the local community and business clientelle alike. The rewards are generous with excellent conditions and incentives for the right applicant. Please supply your cv and references to me via PM

[5potTurbo]

"food-led", eh?

That's special, for a restuarant, that is....

[JABB]

Trying to get across the Hotel is food-led.
Ideally we are after someone who wants to work up the ranks. It can also be a live in job if someone wanted a new start

[Shaw Tarse]

Waiting on the move to
Money may not be great in this line of work (at least to start off) though there are perks to the job.

[Simpo Two]

You forgot 'part of a small dynamic team in a fast-moving environment', but mercifully omitted 'take the experience to the next level'.

Food, tray, table, done

[fido]

JABB said:

clientelle

is that a type of pasta?

[Simpo Two]

fido said:

JABB said:

clientelle

is that a type of pasta?

No, it's like a chanterelle.

[mybrainhurts]

Simpo Two said:

fido said:

JABB said:

clientelle

is that a type of pasta?

No, it's like a chanterelle.

Is that the fat lady who sings...?

[The Lukas]

What sort of qualifications/experience does one require to attain such a job? I would consider it if I was in the area.

[mybrainhurts]

The Lukas said:

What sort of qualifications/experience does one require to attain such a job? I would consider it if I was in the area.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

Edited by mybrainhurts on Tuesday 12th October 01:53

[JoeBolt]

My wife has many years of waiting experience. She has worked in varied environments in the UK and overseas. These include 5 star hotels and military officers messes. She numbers British and foreign royalty (Arabs) amongst her former clientele. I think she is just what you are looking for.

I would like to nominate her for the live-in position. She would be willing to work long hours, 365 days a year. No need for any holidays. You can pay her wages into my bank account. Please come and collect her ASAP.

[mybrainhurts]

[mybrainhurts]

TVR Moneypit said:

JoeBolt said:

My wife has many years of waiting experience. She has worked in varied environments in the UK and overseas. These include 5 star hotels and military officers messes. She numbers British and foreign royalty (Arabs) amongst her former clientele. I think she is just what you are looking for.

I would like to nominate her for the live-in position. She would be willing to work long hours, 365 days a year. No need for any holidays. You can pay her wages into my bank account. Please come and collect her ASAP.

And if there are two positions available, then I'd like to nominate my wife as well. Plenty of experiance in the field, and currently works as a valet in a very busy casino.

Feel free to impliment the same conditons which Mr Joe Bolt has requested above.

Is the MiL included in that deal...?

[ShadownINja]

mybrainhurts said:

The Lukas said:

What sort of qualifications/experience does one require to attain such a job? I would consider it if I was in the area.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

Edited by mybrainhurts on Tuesday 12th October 01:53

I was about to grab something to eat but I might pass for a while now.