Found a skull
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turbolucy

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213 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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We were rummaging through our garage (rented house) earlier and found half a skull. It has latches on where the top of the skull obviously used to be but isn't. I'm 99% sure it's real. Is there any way of identifying anything about it, short of taking it to a natural history museum? Also just checking it's not illegal to have itsmile

Blue Meanie

73,668 posts

286 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Well, it's not mine.

Eric Mc

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296 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Holmes - "Hmmm - a skull with latches, Watson".

Watson - "I would suggest that this is an open and shut case, Holmes".


Mazda Baiter

37,069 posts

219 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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My Grandpa has a human skull (obviously hehe

He was a dentist and he saw it advertised in the back of the British Dental Journal.

He bought it and put a set of dentures in it. hehe it already had the cranium sawn open with latches to hold the dome on.

He had quite a large collection of skulls. Dogs, cats, badger, hedgehog, various birds and a dolphin skull that he 'acquired' up in Scotland. He found a decomposing Dolphin on the beach, pulled the head off (with his bare hands) and went to put it in the car to take home. My gran threw a fit and he ended up putting it on the tow bar of their [PH mode] Bedford campervan [/PH mode] and wrapped it in a bin bag so as not to offend other road users. When he got it home he put it in the compost heap for 9 months. When he pulled it out it was perfectly clean.

He donated the collection a while back to Monkton Combe school, but he kept the human skull. It's a female skull and 'she' is called Matilda.

RedexR

1,861 posts

245 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Invaluable for prank/comedy material - alas poor Yorich.. biggrin

Morningside

24,147 posts

260 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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All hallows eve is close. You have a skull, I have a blood red cape.

Anyone got any chickens?

party

Honestly? A skull would freak me out.

Edited by Morningside on Sunday 10th October 18:42

Rollin

6,339 posts

276 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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I had one when a student. They are quite valuable now. Maybe get a few hundred quid for it.

ETA
Or maybe a grand.
http://www.skullsunlimited.com/record_variant.php?...

Edited by Rollin on Sunday 10th October 18:44

R1 Loon

26,988 posts

208 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig st, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

Follow this advice and no more skulls in the garage.

fathomfive

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221 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Not sure where this thread is heading.

turbolucy

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Sunday 10th October 2010
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R1 Loon

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Sunday 10th October 2010
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turbolucy said:
Hang it on your front door on Halloween, that'll scare the Americanised Trick or Treaters away

TheEnd

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219 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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I once found a human femur / thigh bone, handed it in to a site manager who at first though it was a prank (from my own personal "human remains for jokes" collection?) and he shoved it in a filing cabinet, and it was never spoken of again.

A bit of a shame, as I'd have liked to have kept it if Time Team weren't going to be called.


Mazda Baiter

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219 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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turbolucy said:
What a superb punchbowl for a party. Or a sweetie jar for the kids sweets at Halloween. That would be awesome. If you don't want it, can I have it?

philthy

4,697 posts

271 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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FFS, don't bother the old bill with it. We had them asking questions for about 18 months.

My old man, some 30 odd years ago:


GTIR

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297 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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philthy said:
My old man, some 30 odd years ago:

Who's the old git holding him?

smile

Edited by GTIR on Sunday 10th October 20:05

NDA

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256 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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philthy said:
FFS, don't bother the old bill with it. We had them asking questions for about 18 months.

My old man, some 30 odd years ago:

Which one? smile

Steamer

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244 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Mazda Baiter said:
He found a Dolphin, pulled the head off (with his bare hands) ...and he ended up putting it on the tow bar of their Bedford campervan... He wrapped it in a bin bag so as not to offend other road users.
hehe brilliant! I don't know why, but that just tickled me!

Simpo Two

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296 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Mazda Baiter said:
My Grandpa has a human skull... He was a dentist and he saw it advertised in the back of the British Dental Journal.... He donated the collection a while back to Monkton Combe school, but he kept the human skull. It's a female skull and 'she' is called Matilda.
Must be a dentist thing. I have half a skull in the loft. He's called Charlie and came from an Anglo Saxon burial site.

The skull pictured is probably a demo piece for anatomy.

RedexR

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245 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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TheEnd said:
I once found a human femur / thigh bone, handed it in to a site manager who at first though it was a prank (from my own personal "human remains for jokes" collection?) and he shoved it in a filing cabinet, and it was never spoken of again.

A bit of a shame, as I'd have liked to have kept it if Time Team weren't going to be called.

This could have been very important -

a/ unsolved missing persons

b/ you stumbled on an unchartered archeological site

c/ you have disturbed the remains of an old cemetary and will now be cursed forever

either way your boss could be in a lot of trouble is this comes to light , doubtless he didn't want the project held back by six months by beardy old gits with trowels.

Out of interest were you in chalky soil that preserves bones well or ordinary soil , could give you some idea of the significance.


Cock Womble 7

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261 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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turbolucy said:
I'm not sure of the technical term, but aren't the "eye holes" a bit big?