The "non-splash" pee
Discussion
As many of you gents may know there is a subtle art to peeing without splashing and this issue was brought up in the office today after we found out somebody obviously hasn't mastered this.
After a lengthy discussion over techniques and target positioning, some of us came to the conclusion the best place to pee is the top left (or right), of the toilet bowl however a fair number disagreed.
A few chaps reckoned the best method would be to pee directly into the water as hard as possible. (I'm not so sure about that and I reckon this could be our culprit), whilst another reckoned it would be better to sit....not a fan of this. The other suggestion was to pee on the bowl itself, but in my experience, you get a fine sprinkling of pee everywhere so it's not ideal.
Either way, I figured this was an ideal problem to put to the PH masses.
Suggestions?
After a lengthy discussion over techniques and target positioning, some of us came to the conclusion the best place to pee is the top left (or right), of the toilet bowl however a fair number disagreed.
A few chaps reckoned the best method would be to pee directly into the water as hard as possible. (I'm not so sure about that and I reckon this could be our culprit), whilst another reckoned it would be better to sit....not a fan of this. The other suggestion was to pee on the bowl itself, but in my experience, you get a fine sprinkling of pee everywhere so it's not ideal.
Either way, I figured this was an ideal problem to put to the PH masses.
Suggestions?
I've often thought this actually.
I usually choose the bit closest to me, as on our toilet at home this bit is quite flat and larger than the back area.. But at work this is different.
It also depends if I'm desperate or not, if not I can take my time, if I'm desperate its usually straight in and not bothered.
Why in a public toilet is there always 1 who can't non splash, is it an attention seeking thing?
I usually choose the bit closest to me, as on our toilet at home this bit is quite flat and larger than the back area.. But at work this is different.
It also depends if I'm desperate or not, if not I can take my time, if I'm desperate its usually straight in and not bothered.
Why in a public toilet is there always 1 who can't non splash, is it an attention seeking thing?
Easy_Targa said:
Mrs Easy_targa informs me that the Germans are now teaching their young boys to go whilst sitting down as a matter of course. I don't know whether anyone can confirm that?
(Oh an I aim for about 11 oclock on the margin of the water and porcelain.)
Actually, it was a German friend of mine who insisted I sat while peeing so yes, very German. He even had warning signs stuck all over the bathroom.(Oh an I aim for about 11 oclock on the margin of the water and porcelain.)
Easy_Targa said:
Mrs Easy_targa informs me that the Germans are now teaching their young boys to go whilst sitting down as a matter of course. I don't know whether anyone can confirm that?
(Oh an I aim for about 11 oclock on the margin of the water and porcelain.)
Yep, signs everywhere, 'Bitte im Sitzen pinkeln', a bit stupid really as it's quite difficult to even reach the loo when you're sitting on the floor.(Oh an I aim for about 11 oclock on the margin of the water and porcelain.)
*When pissing for minimal splash back you need to aim for the most vertical section of the bowl, usually the back left or right corner, about 1.5in above the water.
This is unless your girlfriend or mate is within earshot, as then you have to piss directly into the middle of the water with as much pressure as you can, to show how big your dong is.
This is unless your girlfriend or mate is within earshot, as then you have to piss directly into the middle of the water with as much pressure as you can, to show how big your dong is.
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