Can anyone lend this guy a full stop?

[Flipatron]

Deep breath............

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-LANCIA-DELTA-HF-TURBO-I...

and breath...

I believe those patterned carpets were a factory option.

[edo]

und a speel chacker.

[Digger]

Apparently it's in TIME WARP CONDITION whatever that is? To be fair he did throw in a few random commas and a semicolon.

[ImDesigner]

edo said:

und a speel chacker.

[TheEnd]

The font size is a little small, I struggled to read it when standing just 1/4 mile away.

[OMNIO]

[edo]

ImDesigner said:

edo said:

und a speel chacker.

I was pissing by....

[ImDesigner]

edo said:

ImDesigner said:

edo said:

und a speel chacker.

I was pissing by....

[Hugo a Gogo]

20yr old 30,000 miles original tyres?

[R0B.]

£11K !!!!!!!

Does he realise it's not an Integrale?

[Flipatron]

R0B. said:

£11K !!!!!!!

Does he realise it's not an Integrale?

Yeah but come on, the back seat's never been sat in.

[Cock Womble 7]

Flipatron said:

Yeah but come on, the back seat's never been sat in.

Maybe he meant "satin".

"The back seat's never been satin" which, I believe was never even an option on Lancias.

[Garlick]

.

[Flipatron]

Garlick said:

.

Lol!

[iva cosworth]

Hugo a Gogo said:

20yr old 30,000 miles original tyres?

How exactly does a turbo FWD car have original tyres after 30K ? also they apparently have not deteriorated ,yeah right ......i will give 11,000 Lira

[Jonny_693]

Seats look a bit sweaty.

[Adz The Rat]

It was giving me a headache just attempting to read that.

[2 Wycked]

Seems he's just as annoying in real life:

Advert said:

THE CAR HAS NEVER HAD THE BACK SEATS SAT IN AND THE FRONT PASSENGER SIDE HAS HAD VERY VERY LITTLE USE

Not a popular lad...

[gareth.e]

probably worth a max of about 3-4k realistically

[Mr2Mike]

The lack of punctuation is a minor annoyance compared to the indiscriminate use of 72 point fonts in eBay adverts. How can anyone think this helps to sell something?