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I'm looking to use some of the money from our crashed Lambo payout to buy a new kitchen. My OH says we don't need to spend money on a new kitchen, we just need to tart up the old one, and took this picture to try and prove his point.
What do you guys reckon?
And no, I'm not the subject before anyone starts jumping to conclusions. lol
p.s. He tried the same tactic with the new shower, but she's not wearing any clothes in that one (obviously) and I don't want to post that one for fear of getting banned.
What do you guys reckon?
And no, I'm not the subject before anyone starts jumping to conclusions. lol
p.s. He tried the same tactic with the new shower, but she's not wearing any clothes in that one (obviously) and I don't want to post that one for fear of getting banned.
Edited by Lambochick on Thursday 14th October 22:56
'Homes, Garden & DIY' for practical advice on kitchens? Nope.
'The Lounge' for assualt by the slavering hordes? Nope.
'Photography & Video' she chose. Well I might lighten the midtones a bit.
As for a personal view, I expect OH will find a new kitchen is cheaper in the long run...
ETA: I use to have an oak kitchen with green tiles, and I never found one of those in it.
'The Lounge' for assualt by the slavering hordes? Nope.
'Photography & Video' she chose. Well I might lighten the midtones a bit.
As for a personal view, I expect OH will find a new kitchen is cheaper in the long run...
ETA: I use to have an oak kitchen with green tiles, and I never found one of those in it.
Edited by Simpo Two on Thursday 14th October 22:57
Who is the intended audience for this image? Is it for a porn site, or what?
If it's for a porn site then the intended audience will be someone who doesn't care for image aestehtics in which case carry on, flaps out etc.
If it's intended for art or *.other, suggest your OH reads up on converging angles and uses a tripod and decent soft lighting (her face and skin look very bright). I'd personally clean up the background as well as it's cluttered and detracts from the obvious focus of the image. I would also crop a lot of the background away from that image
The floor also clashes with the cabinets, I would be down on the floor shooting upwards (fnarr) and her underwear again clashes with the background apart from the green tiles.
If it's for a porn site then the intended audience will be someone who doesn't care for image aestehtics in which case carry on, flaps out etc.
If it's intended for art or *.other, suggest your OH reads up on converging angles and uses a tripod and decent soft lighting (her face and skin look very bright). I'd personally clean up the background as well as it's cluttered and detracts from the obvious focus of the image. I would also crop a lot of the background away from that image
The floor also clashes with the cabinets, I would be down on the floor shooting upwards (fnarr) and her underwear again clashes with the background apart from the green tiles.
Edited by itsnotarace on Friday 15th October 11:12
Interesting thread! Next time Mrs DD asks for a new kitchen I'll get some pictures done with an underwear model to prove that this is, in fact, unnecessary 
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