Chopping people up and eating them
Chopping people up and eating them
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Mojooo

Original Poster:

13,291 posts

211 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Just watching this program where they cook a rabbit and some people don't like the idea of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERnufdhFUKU&lis...

The guy says its dead afterall so does it really matter.

So, supposing dead humans were edible and 5x as tasty as the next best meat - would you cook and eat a dead person?

(obviously assuming it was all safe, legal and you only ate anonymous dead people)

p4pedro

437 posts

224 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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I can think of a few people I could eat, kylie,jennifer anniston to name two. But on a serious note I don't think I could eat an ugly person.

peter

Austin.J

888 posts

223 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Would being a whole new meaning to eating someone out.

Mobile Chicane

22,029 posts

243 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Absolutely, provided they were vegetarian.

cal72

7,839 posts

201 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Bet you get some real nice crackling from the fatties?

captainmatt

475 posts

197 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Shouldn't this be in Food and Drink? hehe

I don't know about people, but I've always fancied a panda burger.

gilla

19,746 posts

221 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Absolutely, provided they were vegetarian.
And they'd been run down less than 24 hrs beforehand? biggrin

Colonial

13,553 posts

236 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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I eat live people wink

Mobile Chicane

22,029 posts

243 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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gilla said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Absolutely, provided they were vegetarian.
And they'd been run down less than 24 hrs beforehand? biggrin
You read my mind. biggrin

gilla

19,746 posts

221 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
gilla said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Absolutely, provided they were vegetarian.
And they'd been run down less than 24 hrs beforehand? biggrin
You read my mind. biggrin
I is good like that innit wink

Laurel Green

31,302 posts

263 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Mojooo said:
only ate anonymous dead people)
Sorry but for some reason found this to be funny. Perhaps I was imagining tags on them, Mary from Devon, or perhaps Donald from East Kilbride, etc. hehe

Faust66

2,424 posts

196 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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I'd avoid chavs personally... I bet they're all nasty gristle that you'd leave at the side of your plate.

Now, a free range rich person, well, that's another matter.

jp1982

300 posts

230 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Laurel Green said:
Mojooo said:
only ate anonymous dead people)
Sorry but for some reason found this to be funny. Perhaps I was imagining tags on them, Mary from Devon, or perhaps Donald from East Kilbride, etc. hehe
hehe
They may well need tags.....corn fed, free range, 28 day matured, hand carved.....some of us are very choosy about our meat. You don't want to be eating some scumbag fed on beer and kebabs do you?

Jasandjules

72,684 posts

260 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Still people doing it in certain parts of the world as I understand it.....


Laurel Green

31,302 posts

263 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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What, like scrag-end of Mavis - I'd be more for a Loin of Rupert. hehe

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

1,217 posts

214 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Faust66 said:
I'd avoid chavs personally... I bet they're all nasty gristle that you'd leave at the side of your plate.
Not to mention fetuses if you have a chav-ette on your plate. And sauteed genital warts, washed down with a nice chianti...

spikeyhead

20,638 posts

228 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Does black pudding made form human blood count?

Conian

8,030 posts

232 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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soylent green is people!!!!

hidetheelephants

36,429 posts

224 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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Do we taste like chicken?

Mobile Chicane

22,029 posts

243 months

Saturday 16th October 2010
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spikeyhead said:
Does black pudding made form human blood count?
I'd be prepared to bet money you've eaten that.