I have stage 2 man flu

[Davie_GLA]

What's the cure. And when should I escalate it to stage 3?

And why don't i get sympathy for the wife. She only has a 2 year old with the cold to deal with.

Selfish cow.

[Shinobi]

Women don't understand Man Flu, if they caught it they would die.

[ShadownINja]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ

Consider yourself lucky. I've got a hurty knee.

[Davie_GLA]

Pah,I raise your hurty knee with a hurty foot caused by missing the kick starter on a dirt bike.

[ShadownINja]

Shinobi said:

Women don't understand Man Flu, if they caught it they would die.

[oOTomOo]

You're not luftwaffe are you?

[Davie_GLA]

Not the last time i checked.. Who or what is he / it?

[williamp]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Rites


Hope this helps

[Davie_GLA]

I@m sure i'd have to escalate it to at least stage three before i'm ready to kick the bucket.

[oOTomOo]

He was off work a little while ago with a hurty thumb... caused quite a stir..

[Davie_GLA]

Ah, i see.

I'm working at least. Well, i'm in work, doing any work is a matter of opinion.

Share and share alike is what i say.

D.

[oOTomOo]

Wouldn't want to be accused of being selfish after all..

[N88]

Latest studies show that man flu is in fact worse than child birth.

[alfa pint]

Is it maningitis or manthrax? Similar symptoms to manflu, but definitely capable of killing women stone dead in minutes.

[Davie_GLA]

I think it's both, with a little bit of man-thritis thrown in.

[Animal]

Ask yourself: what would Chopper Read do in this situation?

[Davie_GLA]

Animal said:

Ask yourself: what would Chopper Read do in this situation?

[goldblum]

Noooo I'm at stage three! Woke up with a tickly throat this morning!

[Davie_GLA]

Don't tell us, tell the wife to phone the army!

[goldblum]

Davie_GLA said:

Don't tell us, tell the wife to phone the army!

Yes,how right you are.

If not the army (we live miles away from any garrison) then a branch of the Emergency services?