If you could ban one make / model off the road, which?
If you could ban one make / model off the road, which?
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littlebasher

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3,926 posts

194 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Round these parts, we seem to be plagued by nasty chaved up Saxos driven by knuckle dragging assholes.

Got me thinking

If there was one make & model of car you could make extinct tomorrow - what would it be?

As above, it would be the Saxo...How much nicer would our roads be if each and every one could be scrapped tomorrow, their remains incinerated and the ashes buried under 10ft of concrete.

Emsman

7,202 posts

213 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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BMW x6

E31Shrew

5,962 posts

215 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Honda Jizz

DrTre

12,957 posts

255 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Emsman said:
BMW x6
Gawd no, they're hilarous.

Picasso, driven by complete cocktipedes.

badboyburt

2,043 posts

200 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Focus ST
Fiesta ST
Focus RS
Corsa C

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

197 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Surely if you banned Saxo's, you'd just be plagued by Badly moddified Clios or something. Nothing would change except the badge.

Parabola

1,861 posts

220 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Nissan Micra

TheEnd

15,370 posts

211 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Prius, by a Prius death squad that just stopped the owners, told them that their envirocars were disliked, and then scuttled.

Maybe handing them a leaflet after describing the benefits of petrol engines, and how to avoid making similar mistakes.

RYH64E

7,960 posts

267 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Nissan Micras, and their doddering drivers. I can't remember ever seeing a well driven Micra.

jbi

12,698 posts

227 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Kia Picanto
Ford Ka
Fiat Cinquecento
Citroen Saxo
G-whizz

Basically any small french, italian or korean cars.

RDMcG

20,512 posts

230 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Rhodius

LukeBird

17,170 posts

232 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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DrTre said:
cocktipedes.
rofl

Either the Picasso or the Zafira.
Both are almost unanimously driven by overweight, gesticulating morons.

Chicane-UK

3,861 posts

208 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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BMW X5's. I wouldn't shed a single tear if I never, ever saw one again. Unless it was on fire.

hesnotthemessiah

2,121 posts

227 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Every Vauxhall ever made.

FourWheelDrift

91,866 posts

307 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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G-Wizz. It doesn't have to pass crash testing as it's called a quadracycle, driven by idiots at 37mph flat out on 60mph A roads and shatters into a million pieces if crashed.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-2339554...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/que...

g3org3y

22,123 posts

214 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Golf/A3 TDi 1.9

bobmcgod

405 posts

217 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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hesnotthemessiah said:
Every Vauxhall ever made.
VXR8? Surely not.

Robb F

4,614 posts

194 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Ford KA.

work of the devil cars.

badboyburt

2,043 posts

200 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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bobmcgod said:
hesnotthemessiah said:
Every Vauxhall ever made.
VXR8? Surely not.
Its a Holden not a VX wink

littlebasher

Original Poster:

3,926 posts

194 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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FraserLFA said:
Surely if you banned Saxo's, you'd just be plagued by Badly moddified Clios or something. Nothing would change except the badge.
Perhaps modding could be controlled by law?

The government could introduce a system whereby a permitted level of modding is allowed, where the owner donates an organ.

Kidney = Crap decals
Half liver = Halfords Ripspeed wheels with ditchfinders
1 Cornea = 'bad boi' bonnet or aftermarket front fogs
30 square cm of skin = Spoiler
Heart & lungs = cheap, badly fitted body kit sprayed up by Stevie Wonder