What movie am I thinking of?

[srebbe64]

I'll buy a pint at the next convenient meet for the person who can guess what movie I'm thinking of. Here are the clues:

1) I'm on a cruise ship;
2) My family and I have lowered the average age;
3) I'm by the pool;

Answers on a postcard please!

[bobr]

Little swimmers' boat adventure?

[working class]

Schindlers fist, Cliffbanger or possibly Star wars, the emperor licks crack.

[davido140]

working class said:

Schindlers fist, Cliffbanger or possibly Star wars, the emperor licks crack.

Star weS!

[webbyst]

Shaving ryans privates ?

[working class]

davido140 said:

working class said:

Schindlers fist, Cliffbanger or possibly Star wars, the emperor licks crack.

Star weS!

Sorry my mistake, I haven't seen it yet, is it any good?

[davido140]

working class said:

davido140 said:

working class said:

Schindlers fist, Cliffbanger or possibly Star wars, the emperor licks crack.

Star weS!

Sorry my mistake, I haven't seen it yet, is it any good?

It's grrrrreat!

Havent really seen it, does it actually exist? Might have to get a copy if it does!

[Parsnip]

Is it that film where a young family sit by the swimming pool on board a cruise ship?

[working class]

davido140 said:

working class said:

davido140 said:

working class said:

Schindlers fist, Cliffbanger or possibly Star wars, the emperor licks crack.

Star weS!

Sorry my mistake, I haven't seen it yet, is it any good?

It's grrrrreat!

Havent really seen it, does it actually exist? Might have to get a copy if it does!

Afaik, they are all real porn films

[Animal]

E3: The Extra Testicle?

[Heathwood]

Madagascar?

[stuttgartmetal]

juggernaut

[angryorangefocus]

Poseidon

[Negative Creep]

Love Boat?

[bexVN]

No idea but I bet you get moved

[HowMuchLonger]

Space Balls

[snuffle]

Curious George

[davido140]

working class said:

davido140 said:

working class said:

davido140 said:

working class said:

Schindlers fist, Cliffbanger or possibly Star wars, the emperor licks crack.

Star weS!

Sorry my mistake, I haven't seen it yet, is it any good?

It's grrrrreat!

Havent really seen it, does it actually exist? Might have to get a copy if it does!

Afaik, they are all real porn films

excellent! I always thought they were just made up comedy names!

[lazyitus]

Cocoon?

[ajcj]

I have no idea, but as a fully paid up member of the PH grammar Stasi, may I just ask you, please, to consider using the word 'which' in future thread titles? It's a lovely word, with a specific meaning different to the overused 'what', and no bugger on here knows when to use it.

Thank you for your attention.