The Burns Book of Bumbling excuses

[Curry Burns]

So since I've now taken to a life of sitting in my comfy chair kicking a virtual football round a park, I think it's about time we start getting some good ol racing excuses put up here.

I'll Start -

My Screens gone Black!!
You were on my line!
If I hadn't hut you there it would've been alot worse...

[MK4 Slowride]

Oops sorry slowride my gun accidentally discharged. A Polarbert quote from the start of most COD battles.

[Muz_Wez]

Curry Burns said:

So since I've now taken to a life of sitting in my comfy chair kicking a virtual football round a park, I think it's about time we start getting some good ol racing excuses put up here.

I'll Start -

My Screens gone Black!!
You were on my line!
If I hadn't hit you there it would've been alot worse...

[Curry Burns]

Maybe this should be a wiki....

[Gun]

It was lag, honest.

[Silverbullet767]

I lagged right into you
I had terrible brake fade
I had a misfire
The tracks too narrow for 2 cars there
Our accident had nothing to do with me
I locked a wheel

[alwayzsidewayz]

My bottom feeding fish has died, so trying to drive and fish ( gettit ) him out at the same time..

My tv has just broke and I cannot see or hear anything!

My fave from Smokey, my turtle has fallen over and got stuck!

[GT Kodiak]

When playing against the O/H when we lived apart...

"Hang on... the dogs got a flower pot on his head" (Was actually a medical scratch collar thing... he'd just got it stuck somewhere)

"Oh no... the cat's on mmydaa keeybografs ddsd dsaasssf fawee..."

"Hang on... My mum is chasing the cat, who's chasing a rabbit around the living room... brb"

When playing any type of shooting game with George... and usually recieving a large caliber projectile to the head...

"... whaaaat?! YOU ran in to it!..."


on Battlefield with George

Me "Okay dude, I'll repair you"

• pause*

Me "Dude, you ran me over...?"

George "I was being shot at..."

Me "But... I was repairing you..."

George "... I panicked"

[sidaorb]

'You broke too hard for the bend'
'Of course it was my line I'm faster/quicker/better* than you' (*delete as used)
'You were already going to crash!'

Then for shooting.
'I was already firing when you ran past'
'I was just testing the knife button!'
'Well you shouldn't have been stood where I was firing'
'Sorry your name didnt come up' (but its the beginning of the game, all the players around you are on your team)

Edited by sidaorb on Monday 25th October 15:57

[Z06George]

The only one I can remember at the minute is from forza, Curry hit me and said I was in the way of his line.

And Gareth you've had your moments too, I just need to remember them.

[LukeBird]

It was like that when I got here.

[Mr Obertshaw]

My controller died!

My screen did an auto resize

My housemates downloading midget porn.

[slipstream 1985]

sorry i was trying to shoot the other guy on our team.

[UnluckyTimmeh]

"But the Evora 124 comes with adjustable aero as standard. I havn't put it on......"

Sorry, had to be done.

[MGZRod]

I'll get out my patented Curry Burns' excuses book tomorrow

But slightly off topic best one I heard on forza. Public lobby round suzuka, Guy in a type R rear ends another guy stupidly hard follwed with "WTF WHY YOU HIT ME?!" etc etc


"Vtec kicked in! Couldn't handle it"

[slipstream 1985]

MGZRod said:

I'll get out my patented Curry Burns' excuses book tomorrow

But slightly off topic best one I heard on forza. Public lobby round suzuka, Guy in a type R rear ends another guy stupidly hard follwed with "WTF WHY YOU HIT ME?!" etc etc


"Vtec kicked in! Couldn't handle it"

lmao!

[Chunkychucky]

I can't actually remember any of Curry's excuses at the moment, mostly because a) I was never listening to him, or b) he was lagging out of the race..

[MGZRod]

Chunkychucky said:

I can't actually remember any of Curry's excuses at the moment, mostly because a) I was never listening to him, or b) he was lagging out of the race..

Mostly A