Should I smash her back doors in?

Should I smash her back doors in?

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jarnold88

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843 posts

181 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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Ok, so I'm 22 and was recently seeing a girl who was 19, she broke up with me with me for apparently no reason with no warning, and now a month later her mum is texting me telling me she wants to shag me, she is hot (a cougar, one might say) but she is 41...and she is my ex's mum...on the other hand though she is fit as fook, unfortunately I dont have any pictures but she looks just like her daughter but with much bigger boobs =) also, she is saying some filthy stuff that she wants to do haha

so do I take the opportunity or give it a pass?

Ry_B

2,256 posts

203 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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Do you need to ask?

SC7

1,882 posts

183 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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Are you gay?

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

176 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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Do it. Now.

Ry_B

2,256 posts

203 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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jarnold88 said:
Ok, so I'm 22 and was recently seeing a girl who was 19, she broke up with me with me for apparently no reason with no warning, and now a month later her mum is texting me telling me she wants to shag me, she is hot (a cougar, one might say) but she is 41...and she is my ex's mum...on the other hand though she is fit as fook, unfortunately I dont have any pictures but she looks just like her daughter but with much bigger boobs =) also, she is saying some filthy stuff that she wants to do haha

so do I take the opportunity or give it a pass?
Worst "I've got the chance to shag a fit birds MILF" thread ever

Ross1988

1,234 posts

185 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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Really needs asking?

Marneus

160 posts

171 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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Why are you on here asking???? JUST DO IT MAN!!!!

jarnold88

Original Poster:

843 posts

181 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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Yes I need to ask lol otherwise I wouldnt, no I'm not gay, I just wanted opinions on it smile

fulham911club

2,046 posts

244 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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Were you just reading a porn mag before you wrote this?

Your story is less believable than the line "Blair is an honest man"....

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

176 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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If you don't, give me her number wink

Robert Burns

909 posts

171 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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Why are you still replying to this thread!

jarnold88

Original Poster:

843 posts

181 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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fulham911club said:
Were you just reading a porn mag before you wrote this?

Your story is less believable than the line "Blair is an honest man"....
I assure you, this story is not fake, I'm strugling to believe it myself though haha

Jonny_693

5,158 posts

178 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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Do it.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

211 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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SplatSpeed

7,490 posts

253 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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hell yes

rodeo sex!

Kinky

39,673 posts

271 months

Monday 25th October 2010
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And you're wasting your time and ours discussing it on the web rolleyes
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