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Vantage man

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380 posts

191 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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Hi any one out there tonight

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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I can't imagine anybody else would be on a train at this time of day.

Vantage man

Original Poster:

380 posts

191 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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Going to London for work

shakotan

10,862 posts

225 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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Vantage man said:
Going to London for work
You are Dick Whittington, AICMFP.

Edited by shakotan on Monday 15th November 16:58

cottonfoo

6,050 posts

239 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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I was on one of those this morning. Here's my story.

Lady and her son get on. Her son kicks me constantly, but mum doesn't do anything about it, just looks at me each time he does so as if to challenge me to say anything. I just ignore it, it's easier. I ignored it 22 times in all.

Mum feeds kid a cake (it's 9am), and half the cake ends up all over the seat, which he grinds into the seat with his dirty shoes. Then she gives him some hot chocolate to wash down the hearty breakfast. Half-full cup is put on the floor then promptly knocked over so now my feet are sitting in a puddle of hot chocolate.

Mum doesn't care, and off they get at Highbury and Islington. Their two seats look like a bomb has hit it and nobody else can sit there because of all the cake.

The end.

davemac250

4,499 posts

234 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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cottonfoo said:
I was on one of those this morning. Here's my story.

Lady and her son get on. Her son kicks me constantly, but mum doesn't do anything about it, just looks at me each time he does so as if to challenge me to say anything. I just ignore it, it's easier. I ignored it 22 times in all.

Mum feeds kid a cake (it's 9am), and half the cake ends up all over the seat, which he grinds into the seat with his dirty shoes. Then she gives him some hot chocolate to wash down the hearty breakfast. Half-full cup is put on the floor then promptly knocked over so now my feet are sitting in a puddle of hot chocolate.

Mum doesn't care, and off they get at Highbury and Islington. Their two seats look like a bomb has hit it and nobody else can sit there because of all the cake.

The end.
fk me.

You ignored 21 times more than I ever did.


Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

259 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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Get you with your high-falutin', "look at me I'm on a train" showingoffness.

cottonfoo

6,050 posts

239 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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davemac250 said:
fk me.

You ignored 21 times more than I ever did.
Believe me it was hard, but I had an experience not 20 minutes prior.

I left my house and saw a young girl on my driveway (it's next to an alley) with her hands on my car. I'm down to half a tin of T-Cut because of this, it's one route to a primary school. I politely asked mum if she'd not let her on my drive.

Of course all I got in return was a barrage of verbal abuse. I had to try really hard not to laugh when she said "you don't have kids, do you?".

Shuvi Tupya

24,460 posts

276 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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Cottonfoo, would you not love to just stand up and urinate on the floor/seat all around them, with plenty of splashing. And then casually stroll off, as if pissing in a train carriage is perfectly acceptable behaviour also hehe

Or do i need help..






cottonfoo

6,050 posts

239 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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Actually I'd like to follow them home and stand on their sofa, then kick dad repeatedly in the shins, _then_ piss all over their carpet.

Puggit

49,785 posts

277 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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No, but I'm at an airport (Oslo, where there is no fking lounge in the domestic terminal)

Shuvi Tupya

24,460 posts

276 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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hehe


BrabusMog

21,758 posts

215 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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Shuvi Tupya said:
Cottonfoo, would you not love to just stand up and urinate on the floor/seat all around them, with plenty of splashing. And then casually stroll off, as if pissing in a train carriage is perfectly acceptable behaviour also hehe

Or do i need help..
rofl

If it wasn't for the fact I'd get locked up, I would definitely do this!

Kateg28

1,370 posts

192 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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cottonfoo said:
I left my house and saw a young girl on my driveway (it's next to an alley) with her hands on my car. I'm down to half a tin of T-Cut because of this, it's one route to a primary school. I politely asked mum if she'd not let her on my drive.

Of course all I got in return was a barrage of verbal abuse. I had to try really hard not to laugh when she said "you don't have kids, do you?".
You are in Hertford aren't you. Where was this? It is shocking that they can get away with despicable behaviour and then abuse you for it

SplatSpeed

7,491 posts

280 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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i find staring at someone usually resolves any issue pretty quickly

cottonfoo

6,050 posts

239 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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Kateg28 said:
You are in Hertford aren't you. Where was this? It is shocking that they can get away with despicable behaviour and then abuse you for it
Yup, I think you know what road I live in, and from that description you can now narrow down my house to one of four (although the ph sticker in the back window of the car may narrow that down further wink ) It's kids going to Hollybush Primary.

CCTV is trained on my car. It catches kids on my drive two-three times a week. I've found you cannot say anything to the parent of a child that may be causing you issues unless you want to get shouted at.

Still, in 40 minutes I'll be on a train again. I wonder what delights await me this evening.

mattviatura

2,996 posts

229 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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cottonfoo said:
CCTV is trained on my car. It catches kids on my drive two-three times a week.
Jacko??

Edited for crap quoting. Ruins it really.

Edited by mattviatura on Monday 15th November 17:26

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

246 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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cottonfoo said:
I was on one of those this morning. Here's my story.

Lady and her son get on. Her son kicks me constantly, but mum doesn't do anything about it, just looks at me each time he does so as if to challenge me to say anything. I just ignore it, it's easier. I ignored it 22 times in all.

Mum feeds kid a cake (it's 9am), and half the cake ends up all over the seat, which he grinds into the seat with his dirty shoes. Then she gives him some hot chocolate to wash down the hearty breakfast. Half-full cup is put on the floor then promptly knocked over so now my feet are sitting in a puddle of hot chocolate.

Mum doesn't care, and off they get at Highbury and Islington. Their two seats look like a bomb has hit it and nobody else can sit there because of all the cake.

The end.
This is PH, you shouldnt be posting on here if you cant afford first class hehe

cottonfoo

6,050 posts

239 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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AndrewW-G said:
This is PH, you shouldnt be posting on here if you cant afford first class hehe
There isn't a first class carriage on that line, but I am going to upgrade one of my flights to/from NZ to F next month if that helps smile

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

246 months

Monday 15th November 2010
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cottonfoo said:
AndrewW-G said:
This is PH, you shouldnt be posting on here if you cant afford first class hehe
There isn't a first class carriage on that line, but I am going to upgrade one of my flights to/from NZ to F next month if that helps smile
Was only joking as I've managed to get a first class return to London tomorrow afternoon for almost half the price of steerage smile