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Jaykaybi

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3,494 posts

244 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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I have named it 'Numpty the Spider'


Frankeh

12,558 posts

208 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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ಠ_ಠ

ApexJimi

27,132 posts

266 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Jaysus.

I'd call it Numpty as well. From about a mile away, behind military spec armoured glass.

Wheelrepairit

3,015 posts

227 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Why when seeing that pic do I lift my feet off the floor.

Shaw Tarse

31,836 posts

226 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Wheelrepairit said:
Why when seeing that pic do I lift my feet off the floor.
No point doing that, spider is building a web behind you!

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

245 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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me no likey frown

Shaw Tarse

31,836 posts

226 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
me no likey frown
You don't like spiders?

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

196 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Wait till cock womble sees this hehe

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

253 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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ZOLLAR said:
Wait till cock womble sees this hehe
Ah, but the thing is, mahoosive spiders like that don't freak me out anywhere near as much as their much smaller cousins that can be found scurrying under sofas round these parts.

I'm not saying I'd be comfortable a huggin' and a kissin' that monster, but it's (comparatively) freakish size makes it more of a "cartoon" spider, if you know what I mean.

I know it doesn't make any logical sense that the big buggers bother me much less than the little fellas.

ellis427

1,653 posts

202 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Jaykaybi said:
I have named it 'Numpty the Spider'

liking it! anymore pictures?

yeah just to anoy those who hate them biggrin

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

196 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Shaw Tarse said:
Ahhh Moneypenny said:
me no likey frown
You don't like spiders?
I've seen that a few time on the internet is it real?.








Prays it isn't real

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

196 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
ZOLLAR said:
Wait till cock womble sees this hehe
Ah, but the thing is, mahoosive spiders like that don't freak me out anywhere near as much as their much smaller cousins that can be found scurrying under sofas round these parts.

I'm not saying I'd be comfortable a huggin' and a kissin' that monster, but it's (comparatively) freakish size makes it more of a "cartoon" spider, if you know what I mean.

I know it doesn't make any logical sense that the big buggers bother me much less than the little fellas.
Ah so your scared of the little ones that can burrow into your skin and lay eggs....

Shaw Tarse

31,836 posts

226 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Tsippy

15,078 posts

192 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
ZOLLAR said:
Wait till cock womble sees this hehe
Ah, but the thing is, mahoosive spiders like that don't freak me out anywhere near as much as their much smaller cousins that can be found scurrying under sofas round these parts.

I'm not saying I'd be comfortable a huggin' and a kissin' that monster, but it's (comparatively) freakish size makes it more of a "cartoon" spider, if you know what I mean.

I know it doesn't make any logical sense that the big buggers bother me much less than the little fellas.
I guess big-spiders have less places to hide whereas a small one could be planning an ambush from under your pen.

whitechief

4,431 posts

218 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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fk fk fk. Why did I click on this thread?

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

253 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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ZOLLAR said:
Ah so your scared of the little ones that can burrow into your skin and lay eggs....
LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING, LA LA LA

Shaw Tarse

31,836 posts

226 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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ZOLLAR said:
Shaw Tarse said:
Ahhh Moneypenny said:
me no likey frown
You don't like spiders?
I've seen that a few time on the internet is it real?.








Prays it isn't real

Oh it's real frown

ApexJimi

27,132 posts

266 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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I'm with the womble on this one.

While I *really* don't fancy getting up close and personal with the arachnid maximus in the op, I can handle the thought and sight of them a hell of a lot better than the 10-50p sized f*ckers - they REALLY give me the heebie jeebies.

chopperR

1,277 posts

210 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Mods...can we have a Not Safe For Arachnophobics title please..!

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

245 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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chopperR said:
Mods...can we have a Not Safe For Arachnophobics title please..!
yes