Disgusting trucky habits!
Discussion
I have an old industrial unit in Wigan that I am trying to get rid of. Was showing a surveyor for the potential purchaser around the site today when a 2 litre coke bottle half full of piss came flying over a high fence and hit the floor in front of us, splashing the surveyor.
Luckily I was in the process of trying to pick my board up off the floor a few metres away which had blown down in the wind.
So we take a walk out of the gate and there's a truck driver climbing back into his cab. The surveyor went pretty mental at him, it was quite a well known company he was driving for and the surveyor took pictures of him and his truck and promised he would make life as difficult as possible for him with whoever he could.
Fair enough, he'd just been covered in piss but pretty sure the driver didn't expect us to be at the rear of the yard.
So as well as murdering prostitutes, truck drivers piss in bottles and chuck them away ;-)
Anyhow, confrontation over and we wander back in, I'd not noticed it before but there were actually bottles of piss everywhere, at least 15 in the half acre of yard.
Is this standard practice and what other charming habits do dirty truck drivers have?
Looks to me like as well as this they toss off into condoms and chuck them over too. I'm definitely not looking inside the couple of Tupperware boxes that are in the yard!!
Luckily I was in the process of trying to pick my board up off the floor a few metres away which had blown down in the wind.
So we take a walk out of the gate and there's a truck driver climbing back into his cab. The surveyor went pretty mental at him, it was quite a well known company he was driving for and the surveyor took pictures of him and his truck and promised he would make life as difficult as possible for him with whoever he could.
Fair enough, he'd just been covered in piss but pretty sure the driver didn't expect us to be at the rear of the yard.
So as well as murdering prostitutes, truck drivers piss in bottles and chuck them away ;-)
Anyhow, confrontation over and we wander back in, I'd not noticed it before but there were actually bottles of piss everywhere, at least 15 in the half acre of yard.
Is this standard practice and what other charming habits do dirty truck drivers have?
Looks to me like as well as this they toss off into condoms and chuck them over too. I'm definitely not looking inside the couple of Tupperware boxes that are in the yard!!
TBF with the infrequency of services these days, using a bottle seems reasonable to me.
Granted that flinging it out isn't.
A mate told me about how he and a load of other truckers joined a line to shag a 'stripper' at a tenner a time after she'd done a show at a truck stop.
Apparently she bent over in the toilets and as soon as one finished she called the next over....
Nice.
Granted that flinging it out isn't.
A mate told me about how he and a load of other truckers joined a line to shag a 'stripper' at a tenner a time after she'd done a show at a truck stop.
Apparently she bent over in the toilets and as soon as one finished she called the next over....
Nice.
I watched a program on TV about a road trip in US (Route 66 ?) where they went through a deserted area in middle of nowhere and side of the road covered in such bottles. They said it was classed as a hazard and cost a fortune each year to clean up.
Anyone ever watch "Trailer Park Boys" - and Ray the ex trucker who still pisses in a bottle even though no longer working !
Paul H
Anyone ever watch "Trailer Park Boys" - and Ray the ex trucker who still pisses in a bottle even though no longer working !
Paul H
Truckers have to stop for rest breaks by law, as I suppose people know.
Unfortunately, designated areas like truck stops and service stations often either cost money to stop at or get full up very quickly come the end of the day.
This means the trucker is forced to park up on quiet industrial estates or laybys for the mandatory rest.
Public toilets aren't exactly common in these sorts of areas and a man has to do what a man has to do.
Most truckers thankfully dispose of it sensibly but some don't.
Unfortunately, designated areas like truck stops and service stations often either cost money to stop at or get full up very quickly come the end of the day.
This means the trucker is forced to park up on quiet industrial estates or laybys for the mandatory rest.
Public toilets aren't exactly common in these sorts of areas and a man has to do what a man has to do.
Most truckers thankfully dispose of it sensibly but some don't.
redgriff500 said:
TBF with the infrequency of services these days, using a bottle seems reasonable to me.
Granted that flinging it out isn't.
A mate told me about how he and a load of other truckers joined a line to shag a 'stripper' at a tenner a time after she'd done a show at a truck stop.
Apparently she bent over in the toilets and as soon as one finished she called the next over....
Nice.
A "mate" told you did he? Granted that flinging it out isn't.
A mate told me about how he and a load of other truckers joined a line to shag a 'stripper' at a tenner a time after she'd done a show at a truck stop.
Apparently she bent over in the toilets and as soon as one finished she called the next over....
Nice.
So how do you deal with it when you get caught short, turtle's head poking out and need a jobby stop? Put it in a crisp packet or something?
Still reminded about a ph thread about HGV drivers having danger w
ks while overtaking.....
ETA - forgot to put some words in the sentence!
Still reminded about a ph thread about HGV drivers having danger w
ks while overtaking.....ETA - forgot to put some words in the sentence!
Edited by alfa pint on Thursday 18th November 11:09
alfa pint said:
So how do you deal when you get caught short, turtle's head poking out and need a jobby stop? Put it in a crisp packet or something?
Still reminded about a ph thread about HGV drivers having danger wks while overtaking.....
In a crisp Bag ? you will be giving Walkers some more flavour ideas seem as they seem to have run out !Still reminded about a ph thread about HGV drivers having danger w
ks while overtaking.....Youve tried "Builders Breakfast", why not try "Truckers Dump".
Rawwr said:
alfa pint said:
So how do you deal when you get caught short, turtle's head poking out and need a jobby stop? Put it in a crisp packet or something?
A Pot Noodle container would probably be better.J4CKO said:
alfa pint said:
So how do you deal when you get caught short, turtle's head poking out and need a jobby stop? Put it in a crisp packet or something?
Still reminded about a ph thread about HGV drivers having danger wks while overtaking.....
In a crisp Bag ? you will be giving Walkers some more flavour ideas seem as they seem to have run out !Still reminded about a ph thread about HGV drivers having danger w
ks while overtaking.....Youve tried "Builders Breakfast", why not try "Truckers Dump".
zip929 said:
I am also an ex trucker, and have used a bottle on many occasions (cue 3:00am in the middle of winter and in the middle of nowhere).
But I always disposed of the bottle and it's contents in a responsible way.
Throwing it over a fence is not what most truckers do.
....if you are in the middle of friggen nowhere why not just stop and have a slash FFS.....But I always disposed of the bottle and it's contents in a responsible way.
Throwing it over a fence is not what most truckers do.
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