Should we bring back slavery?

[Ayahuasca]

Been reading a book on Anglo-Saxon Britain. They had no prisons and no resources to guard lots of prisoners, so many criminals were enslaved. For good. And sold to their new owners, who could do whatever the fk they liked with them.

Wouldn't it be great if we could sentence criminals to Slavery?

Edited by Ayahuasca on Thursday 18th November 17:23

[SplatSpeed]

Ayahuasca said:

Been reading a book on Anglo-Saxon Britain. They had no prisons and no resources to guard lots of prisoners, so many criminals were enslaved. For good. And sold to their new owners, who could do whatever the fk they liked with them.

Wouldn't it be great if we could convict criminals to Slavery?

i bid 5 of your english pounds for tony blair

[kelk]

I remember an episode of the New Statesman where Alan was no longer deemed to be the most right wing politician in the house.

So he stole his idea from his rival.

[Heskey]

I assume this is all in preparation for the revival of 'The Empire', good chap? :hic:

[omgus]

The direction this thread will go has "rapey" written all over it.

So i will start with Emma Watson, Keira Knightley, the hot lass thats sits on the second floor of my office and Kerry Katona.

The first three are for fun. But the simple truth is i would happily pay a couple of hundred £'s to repeatedly slap KK whenever i wanted.

[Ayahuasca]

omgus said:

The direction this thread will go has "rapey" written all over it.

So i will start with Emma Watson, Keira Knightley, the hot lass thats sits on the second floor of my office and Kerry Katona.

The first three are for fun. But the simple truth is i would happily pay a couple of hundred £'s to repeatedly slap KK whenever i wanted.

I think that - in your excitment - you forgot that this applies only to criminals. You can't enslave just anyone!

[Austin.J]

Slavery gets st done.

[omgus]

Ayahuasca said:

I think that - in your excitment - you forgot that this applies only to criminals. You can't enslave just anyone!

bks!

That will probably remove a lot of the rapeyness from the thread.

[Ayahuasca]

I suppose you could incite them to commit a crime, and then have them enslaved. I mean, if Keira Knightly did 35 in a 30 zone, she would be up for auction.

Oh my.

But it would make you a pervert of the course of justice.

Edited by Ayahuasca on Thursday 18th November 18:03

[Dilligaf10]

Ayahuasca said:

I suppose you could incite them to commit a crime, and then have them enslaved. I mean, if Keira Knightly did 35 in a 30 zone, she would be up for auction.

Oh my.

But it would make you a pervert

Edited by Ayahuasca on Thursday 18th November 18:03

EFA

[cazzer]

And apparantly legal in britain until 2008.

Well, we didn't have a law saying it was illegal.

Although I'm sure they did you on false imprisonment or some such. Spoil sports.

[Scrumper]

Good idea. If we don't, there won't be anything left for 28th century schoolkids to feel guilty about in history class. Won't *somebody* think of the great- great- great- great- great-grandchildren?