Bad day for Bernards
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john_p

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7,073 posts

280 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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RIP Bernard Matthews, king of processed poulty

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

203 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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No way, has he died?.

Edit http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845...

It seems so frown Rip.

Edited by ZOLLAR on Friday 26th November 10:53

Digga

48,376 posts

313 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Won't be Cristmas without his big fat greb peddling his mechanically recovered turkey ttters on TV.

Corsair7

20,911 posts

277 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Will be an interesting conversation down the crematorium.....

"Now is it 30 minutes per kilo at gas mark 6 or 40 minutes a kilo....?

Poncho pilot

2,145 posts

218 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Tis a Norfolk black day indeed.

Laurel Green

31,169 posts

262 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Corsair7 said:
Will be an interesting conversation down the crematorium.....

"Now is it 30 minutes per kilo at gas mark 6 or 40 minutes a kilo....?
I know I shouldn't, but laugh

Life's no longer Bootiful. frown

The_Gza

592 posts

281 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Apparently Police suspect foul play....getmecoat

twiglove

1,178 posts

224 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Breaking News.... Bernard Matthews has dies aged 80

In an unrelated story, 6 million Turkeys organise a new years eve party

Matt_N

9,043 posts

232 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Should be a good funeral, no doubt it'll have all the trimmings.

Amused2death

2,526 posts

226 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Laurel Green said:
Corsair7 said:
Will be an interesting conversation down the crematorium.....

"Now is it 30 minutes per kilo at gas mark 6 or 40 minutes a kilo....?
I know I shouldn't, but laugh
I know I shouldn't, but I did too laugh

thatone1967

4,252 posts

221 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Matt_N said:
Should be a good funeral, no doubt it'll have all the trimmings.
I can see it now... will be absolutely Bootiful!

mattviatura

2,996 posts

230 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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James Blunt will be performing a song at Mr Matthews' funeral although details of which hit he'll be singing are as yet unclear.

Edited by mattviatura on Friday 26th November 12:44

colonel c

8,054 posts

269 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Portugal has declared a national day of mourning.

MonkeyBusiness

4,249 posts

217 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Died on Thanksgiving day - turkey revenge

marsred

1,042 posts

255 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Matt_N said:
Should be a good funeral, no doubt it'll have all the trimmings.
A procession of drummers, I hear.

BJG1

5,966 posts

242 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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MonkeyBusiness said:
Died on Thanksgiving day - turkey revenge
That's an awful joke - if he could read it he'd be twizzling in his grave.

fathomfive

11,236 posts

220 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Corsair7 said:
Will be an interesting conversation down the crematorium.....

"Now is it 30 minutes per kilo at gas mark 6 or 40 minutes a kilo....?
Surely they'll just roll him in breadcrumbs and vacuum pack him?

zakelwe

4,449 posts

228 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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Where are people plucking all these jokes from ?

Andy

mattviatura

2,996 posts

230 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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zakelwe said:
Where are people plucking all these jokes from ?

Andy
I know. Sad basterds

GTIR

24,741 posts

296 months

Friday 26th November 2010
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He certainly didn't make a poultry amount of cash out of it.