I.C.E............

[sambaman]

I went outside for a pi*s today ...it was that cold the pi*s actually froze to my love rod....... must be cold out there.....i had to snap the piddle off before i could move..........

[C2look]

Ya need to get yourself one of those indoor loo thingymajigs mate, will save ya love rod from looking like it chain smokes 40 a day!

[sambaman]

was a struggle to find it in this weather lee.....was fumbling about like a old granny looking for her knitting needles ......

[C2look]

sambaman said:

was a struggle to find it in this weather lee.....was fumbling about like a old granny looking for her knitting needles ......

How do you know what looking for knitting needles is like

[sambaman]

you taught me.......