It must be love

[Mrs Fish]

I have been driving the Tiv most of this past week, with no incident, until last night that is.

Upon parking in a narrow street last night, I kerbed the front, passenger side alloy quite badly, in my eyes

Anyway, I phoned Fish to tell him, told him I had had a bit of an accident...

...his first words 'are you alright'

Made me feel all warm and nice, which just shows I am making the right choice in marrying him

a bit sickening I know, just felt like sharing it

[shnozz]

[jeremyc]

Just wait to see how much the 'cosmetics and handbags' budget has to be depleted to fix it though.

[Mrs Fish]

considering I buy those items myself, not a lot

[j_s_g]

Mrs Fish said:

Upon parking in a narrow street last night, I kerbed the front, passenger side alloy quite badly, in my eyes Anyway, I phoned Fish to tell him, told him I had had a bit of an accident... ...his first words 'are you alright'

He must've thought you were driving your new toy.

[Mrs Fish]

[craigw]

Glad you're ok.

www.wicked-wheels.co.uk/

talk to these guys. Wont be expensive.

[Mrs Fish]

Thanks Craig

[Plotloss]

Mr Fish did rather better than me on recieving a call in Amsterdam that started "I've smashed up the car".

Got home to find not a smashed up car but a small scratch...

[CraigW]

my mate got a call to say his gf had had a small "ding", he asked if it was driveable and she said she wasnt sure but maybe. he drove over to accident site and found the car with both front wheels ripped off and most of the suspension lying in the road!



mach
vmax15000bhp

[Mrs Fish]

CraigW said:

my mate got a call to say his gf had had a small "ding", he asked if it was driveable and she said she wasnt sure but maybe. he drove over to accident site and found the car with both front wheels ripped off and most of the suspension lying in the road! mach vmax15000bhp

"maybe"

[N17 TVR]

Mrs Fish said:

...his first words 'are you alright' Made me feel all warm and nice, which just shows I am making the right choice in marrying him a bit sickening I know, just felt like sharing it

A scuffed alloy !!!!

If Mrs N17TVR called me with this sort of earth shattering news, my first instinct would be to reach for the 4" x 2", however I would suppress this instinct and instead phone a good divorce lawyer.

Heavens to Betsy..........

[wrinkly]

Mrs Fish said:

...his first words 'are you alright'

You obviously got cut off mid way through the conversation, Mrs. Fish. The actual message was more like:

'are you alright in the head, you stupid woman! What have you done to the car!'

[shnozz]

wrinkly said:

Mrs Fish said: ...his first words 'are you alright' You obviously got cut off mid way through the conversation, Mrs. Fish. The actual message was more like: 'are you alright in the head, you stupid woman! What have you done to the car!'

[SXS]

wrinkly said:

Mrs Fish said: ...his first words 'are you alright' You obviously got cut off mid way through the conversation, Mrs. Fish. The actual message was more like: 'are you alright in the head, you stupid woman! What have you done to the car!'

come on fella's... there are some men out there who value human life more than their autos.

But in the case of Trevor or the wife.... the relationship would have to be pretty sparkly and young to avoid the 5th degree!

>> Edited by SXS  on Friday 16th April 11:34

[DustyC]

Perhaps he meant "are you alright..to go and buy a new whell before I see it!"

Good work James

I was just thinking last night that if Ali did anything to the Griff then I wouldnt mind. After all its not like she would have done it on purpose.

[cosmoschick]

DustyC said:

I was just thinking last night that if Ali did anything to the Griff then I wouldnt mind. After all its not like she would have done it on purpose.

What a true gent!

DustyC said:

BUT... I did look a bit silly 5 mins after parking when someone said, "urm, is that your new car slowing rolling down the car park?"

But I don't think it's Ali we need to worry about!!

[DustyC]

I really am ROFL too!