oh my good god!! Yeah but no but!! Munters everywhere!!

[speed_monkey]

I've recently joined Plentyoffish (dont laugh )I woke up to find 8 new messages waiting for me in my inbox

So..... quick flash i log in to see which stunningly gorgeous Demi Moore doubles want to meet up...... and what the fk am i presented with...

1). from.... "hotmommy82"
"hey you are gorgeous, you fancy coming over and helping me with the kids tonight and settling down with a bottle of wine?"

Wtf!!! Help you with the kids?!? I'm not going to be a fking surrogate father from the get go! Oh and she was pig ugly..... seriously...... very very ugly..... almost to the point it stung my eyes to look at her.

2). from.... "isukstr8"
"Hey fella i bet you've got a lovely c**k fancy letting me get my lips around it?"

Un-fking-believable!!! This guy actually thinks I want stubble rash on my balls.... suffice to say he received a tirade of abuse.

And the rest werent that much better!

Jesus by the way people were going on about POF I was expecting a date with a stunning hot, tall brunette with class.... not a Vicky Pollard look alike.

Seriously is this it? Is it just full of nutters with 15 gazillion little sts and want new fathers for their kids and munters who "enjoy knitting and sewing, and the perfect night in is in front of the telly with my knitting needles" (I kid thee not!)

Argh!!! haha

[Jasandjules]

Do you honestly think that 20 year old models are all sat on an internet dating site?

[speed_monkey]

Jasandjules said:

Do you honestly think that 20 year old models are all sat on an internet dating site?

TBF my friend met his current OH there, she is VERY VERY hot..... oh and not a fruit loop

[Steve H]

Probably should have ticked the "interested in women only" box .

HTH

[paoloh]

Steve H said:

Probably should have ticked the "interested in women only" box .

Otherwise I would have known not email you.

isukstr8

EFA

[Pothole]

speed_monkey said:

I've recently joined Plentyoffish (dont laugh )I woke up to find 8 new messages waiting for me in my inbox

So..... quick flash i log in to see which stunningly gorgeous Demi Moore doubles want to meet up...... and what the fk am i presented with...

1). from.... "hotmommy82"
"hey you are gorgeous, you fancy coming over and helping me with the kids tonight and settling down with a bottle of wine?"

Wtf!!! Help you with the kids?!? I'm not going to be a fking surrogate father from the get go! Oh and she was pig ugly..... seriously...... very very ugly..... almost to the point it stung my eyes to look at her.

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/69/40/Humble_d...

2). from.... "isukstr8"
"Hey fella i bet you've got a lovely c**k fancy letting me get my lips around it?"

Un-fking-believable!!! This guy actually thinks I want stubble rash on my balls.... suffice to say he received a tirade of abuse.

And the rest werent that much better!

Jesus by the way people were going on about POF I was expecting a date with a stunning hot, tall brunette with class.... not a Vicky Pollard look alike.

Seriously is this it? Is it just full of nutters with 15 gazillion little sts and want new fathers for their kids and munters who "enjoy knitting and sewing, and the perfect night in is in front of the telly with my knitting needles" (I kid thee not!)

Argh!!! haha

[speed_monkey]

Steve H said:

Probably should have ticked the "interested in women only" box .

HTH

Hahaha I have just found this out!

[speed_monkey]

Pothole said:

speed_monkey said:

1). from.... "hotmommy82"
"hey you are gorgeous, you fancy coming over and helping me with the kids tonight and settling down with a bottle of wine?"

Wtf!!! Help you with the kids?!? I'm not going to be a fking surrogate father from the get go! Oh and she was pig ugly..... seriously...... very very ugly..... almost to the point it stung my eyes to look at her.

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/69/40/Humble_d...

ooooooh no she was much much worse than that!

[paoloh]

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/member/hotmommy82

If only.....

[speed_monkey]

paoloh said:

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/member/hotmommy82

If only.....

Really??? :s

[paoloh]

speed_monkey said:

paoloh said:

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/member/hotmommy82

If only.....

Really??? :s

In comparison to every other hotmommy82 on the nte, YES

[speed_monkey]

Oh and for all you PH hunters I have changed their online names subtley in hope they aren't on here.... but just in case CW sees this thread and recognises me..... has a shave and "tries again"

[Pothole]

paoloh said:

speed_monkey said:

paoloh said:

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/member/hotmommy82

If only.....

Really??? :s

In comparison to every other hotmommy82 on the nte, YES

yeah I saw and dismissed that one!

[defblade]

speed_monkey said:

TBF my friend met his current OH there, she is VERY VERY hot.....oh and not a fruit loop

Then she is actually a bloke (or used to be).

Don't tell him, it'll spoil the surprise

[cqueen]

Count yourself lucky. The ratio of men to women in the city where I live means that as a male, you dont get any messages, munter or not! (and no im not a munter!).

To confirm this, my housemate set up a fake female profile, with a photo of a very average looking girl. Within 10 mins there were 3 messages. God knows how many messages the fit ones get!

[4988cc]

It's free.

As in life, you tend to get exactly what you pay for.

[anonymous-user]

speed_monkey said:

Seriously is this it? Is it just full of nutters with 15 gazillion little sts and want new fathers for their kids and munters who "enjoy knitting and sewing, and the perfect night in is in front of the telly with my knitting needles" (I kid thee not!)

Perhaps you're aiming a bit too high. Do you need to be a bit more. . . erm. . . realistic about who you're going to meet.

These girls have obviously looked at your profile and thought you were in their league

[y282]

turn the computermabob off, go outside, get on with life and see if anyone crosses your path.

you've just done the virtual equivalent of walking into a cattle club with desperate written all over you.

[Negative Creep]

After a month of being on there I've had one person view my profile

[anonymous-user]

y282 said:

turn the computermabob off, go outside, get on with life and see if anyone crosses your path.

you've just done the virtual equivalent of walking into a cattle club with desperate written all over you.

Thats not fair, loads of single PHers say they've found romance on internet dating sites.