Can I cut the grass?
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ZesPak said:

Maybe if you let somebody really depressing talk to your grass, it will cut itself?
Edited by ShadownINja on Thursday 9th December 15:52
Not exactly on topic, but there was a story (? apocryphal) circulating in the late 80s of a surgical team who were confronted by the need to do a low abdominal incision on a young female punk whose pubic hair were dyed green, with a tattoo above saying "Keep off the grass". She woke up to find, in surgical pen, "Sorry, but we had to mow the lawn".
Everything you might need to know (or products you might need to buy) re lawns. Also a great seasonal reminder checklist email thing you can sign up for
http://www.lawnsmith.co.uk/
http://www.lawnsmith.co.uk/
Edited by beedj on Friday 10th December 09:04
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