Breadknife castration

[Soovy]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/g...

Bet this made his eyes water.

Fair play to the Dad!

[anonymous-user]

Ouch!

[RegMolehusband]

A lesson on how to get your 17 year old daughter to disown her father and depart from the family home?

[BliarOut]

He said:

You said you couldn't stop him – so I did.

Seems like we're not the only ones with an ineffectual police force.

[CommanderJameson]

Fair play?

She was of age; the dad was totally bang out of order. I hope they send the silly old sod to prison for a hundred years.

Just because you don't like your daughter's boyfriend doesn't give you the right to cut his knackers off with a bread knife.

[-crookedtail-]

Lesson one of the day: Don't mess with a Russians daughter!

[hornetrider]

Soovy said:

Telegraph link

Wait, what?

Can we have a Mail update please?

[anonymous-user]

hornetrider said:

Soovy said:

Telegraph link

Wait, what?

Can we have a Mail update please?

Lol

[Tsippy]

Can understand how he feels, I'd be pretty fked off if I found out my daughter was going out with someone old enough to be her grandad

Think Korean News will be uploading a computer-generated reconstruction?

[spikeyhead]

poor effort really, should have used a rusty teaspoon and some VBRJ

[Bebee]

Takes balls to do that!

[WreckedGecko]

So a quiet chat was deemed ineffectual then?


Would love to meet her next boyfriend.

[rhinochopig]

On a positive note, he now has a beautiful singing voice.

[Fittster]

"Central bankers and finance ministers are proudly doing things that they used to be punished for. Henry II brought his bankers together in 1124. Those found guilty of debasing the coinage – an earlier form of quantitative easing – were either castrated or they had their right hands cut off. What can you say about that kind of monetary policy? It worked."

Maybe Merv would hit his target with that incentive.

[Spiritual_Beggar]

BliarOut said:

He said:

You said you couldn't stop him – so I did.

Seems like we're not the only ones with an ineffectual police force.

'Legally' was he doing anything wrong?

[BoRED S2upid]

Spiritual_Beggar said:

BliarOut said:

He said:

You said you couldn't stop him – so I did.

Seems like we're not the only ones with an ineffectual police force.

'Legally' was he doing anything wrong?

Not in Russia, im pretty sure castration is accepted there but German is a developed country im pretty sure they have a law along the lines of - Thou must not castrate your pretty daughters perverted old boyfriend.

[Shaw Tarse]

Bebee said:

Takes balls to do that!

The father has balls, unlike the "boy"friend

[shakotan]

Shaw Tarse said:

Bebee said:

Takes balls to do that!

The father has balls, unlike the "boy"friend

I believe that was the joke that was inferred, but thanks for pointing it out...

[Ayahuasca]

The bloke was going to post a picture but his link is knackered.

Edited by Ayahuasca on Monday 13th December 18:33

[MonkeyHanger]

rhinochopig said:

On a positive note, he now has a beautiful singing voice.

Apparently Aled Jones has taken a great interest in this story. He's hoping to revive his singing career.