I'm rubbish at finance so don't understand this.
I'm rubbish at finance so don't understand this.
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silverthorn2151

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6,410 posts

209 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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This was presented to us at work for discussion today.

Bloke goes into a hotel and says I want to check out your rooms, here's £100 deposit.
Hotel manager says great and rushes to pay the butcher the £100 he owes.
Butcher says great and rushes to pay the candlestick maker the £100 he owes him.
Candlestick maker says great and rushes to pay the hooker the £100 he owes her.
Hooker says great and rushes to pay the Hotel the £100 she owes it.
Bloke comes down and says 'don't like the rooms', get's his £100 and leaves.

As far as I can see 4 people have had a £100 debt paid and are all happy with it and the bloke's got his £100 back.

Is it as simple as I am seeing or what am I missing? I suggested that the bloke actually gave the hotel an interest free loan for a short while. Colleagues say that the debts still exist, but couldn't say why or where.




confused

Kudos

2,674 posts

204 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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The hotel manager is down £100 - gave £100 deposit back and also paid the butcher. The bloke coming in is irrelevant as the hotel manager must have had the extra £100 somewhere

joewilliams

2,004 posts

231 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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Cut out the middlemen, and you've got the hotel owner owing the hooker £100, and the hooker owing the hotel owner £100.

All the various debts could have been offset against each other without cash changing hands. The presence of the actual cash just makes it easier to understand.

Fittster

20,120 posts

243 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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Kudos said:
The hotel manager is down £100 - gave £100 deposit back and also paid the butcher. The bloke coming in is irrelevant as the hotel manager must have had the extra £100 somewhere
Inventing money from nowhere to keep the whole show on the road, there's a job as a central banker there!

jesta1865

3,453 posts

239 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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Kudos said:
The hotel manager is down £100 - gave £100 deposit back and also paid the butcher. The bloke coming in is irrelevant as the hotel manager must have had the extra £100 somewhere
yes but he also just got 100 from the hooker so negates him paying the butcher.

oh my head smile

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

291 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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Kudos said:
The hotel manager is down £100 - gave £100 deposit back and also paid the butcher. The bloke coming in is irrelevant as the hotel manager must have had the extra £100 somewhere
Yes, but on the face of it, the £100 he paid the butcher is replaced by the £100 the hooker gave him and the tourist effectively gave him an interest free loan.

JB!

5,255 posts

210 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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surely all parties are settled up, except the hotel?

the hotel start £100 down, due to the hooker, the cash injection starts the chain reaction that sees everyone paying each other meaning the hotel get their £100 back, but then have to pay out £100 deposit.

silverthorn2151

Original Poster:

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209 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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Tyre Smoke said:
Kudos said:
The hotel manager is down £100 - gave £100 deposit back and also paid the butcher. The bloke coming in is irrelevant as the hotel manager must have had the extra £100 somewhere
Yes, but on the face of it, the £100 he paid the butcher is replaced by the £100 the hooker gave him and the tourist effectively gave him an interest free loan.
The hotel manager didn't have the £100 before the bloke walked in. The £100 just does a quick trip round the block and back to the geezer.

But that feels like someone somewhere has been cheated. But I can't see who.

silverthorn2151

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209 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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JB! said:
surely all parties are settled up, except the hotel?

the hotel start £100 down, due to the hooker, the cash injection starts the chain reaction that sees everyone paying each other meaning the hotel get their £100 back, but then have to pay out £100 deposit.
Ok, but is it different if the hooker pays the hotel first, and then the circle continues back round to her and there is no bloke in the hotel?

silverthorn2151

Original Poster:

6,410 posts

209 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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I was presented this by an Irish colleague. I asked him if it was from a speech given by the Irish Finance Minister!

JB!

5,255 posts

210 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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silverthorn2151 said:
JB! said:
surely all parties are settled up, except the hotel?

the hotel start £100 down, due to the hooker, the cash injection starts the chain reaction that sees everyone paying each other meaning the hotel get their £100 back, but then have to pay out £100 deposit.
Ok, but is it different if the hooker pays the hotel first, and then the circle continues back round to her and there is no bloke in the hotel?
no?

the hotel go from -£100 to £0 then back to -£100 when they pay the butcher?

Piersman2

6,676 posts

229 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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Sounds like the merry-go-round of international debts.

Everyone owes everyone else billions... and if everyone spoke to everyone else and cross cancelled there probably wouldn't be that much left! smile

Yes, I am a simpleton.

Fume troll

4,389 posts

242 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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Everyone (apart from the "Bloke") has £100 debt and £100 credit. They all cancel out.

The blokes £100 just provides some temporary liquidity to allow them all to receive their credits and pay their debts.

Another way to resolve it would be:

Hotelier wants his money back from the hooker, she tells him she's owed £100 by the candlestick maker and he should get it from her.
Hotelier asks the candlestick maker, who tells him he's owed £100 by the Butcher, and he should get it from him.
Hotelier asks the butcher, who reminds him of the £100 the Hotelier owes him, and they call it quits.

Cheers,

FT.

ewenm

28,506 posts

275 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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The £100 is just an IOU and they've all agreed that their debts are of equal value. The £100 merely oils the agreements, it isn't spent itself.

If it were a barter economy then the £100 note would be superfluous.

JB!

5,255 posts

210 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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Fume troll said:
Everyone (apart from the "Bloke") has £100 debt and £100 credit. They all cancel out.

The blokes £100 just provides some temporary liquidity to allow them all to receive their credits and pay their debts.

Another way to resolve it would be:

Hotelier wants his money back from the hooker, she tells him she's owed £100 by the candlestick maker and he should get it from her.
Hotelier asks the candlestick maker, who tells him he's owed £100 by the Butcher, and he should get it from him.
Hotelier asks the butcher, who reminds him of the £100 the Hotelier owes him, and they call it quits.

Cheers,

FT.
wow.

well put!

even I understand that!

BeeRoad

684 posts

192 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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There's no debt to start with. If everyone in the group owes each other exactly the same amount of money, none actually owe any money to anyone else - If I owe the garage £100 and he owes me £100 we owe eachother nothing. It's simply the way the tale is constructed makes it look otherwise. All the hotelier has done is used the deposit to start the process of eveyone writing off their imaginary debts.


Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

291 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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Which is what I said up there ^^^^

wink

silverthorn2151

Original Poster:

6,410 posts

209 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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Blimey. My trouble is that EVERY view and opinion on it sounds perfectly logical.

Just as well I don't trade derivatives (whatever that is, and no, I don't want to know) if I can't follow this simple model.

Is is an example though of just how nebulous the world of finance is?

BeeRoad

684 posts

192 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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Tyre Smoke said:
Which is what I said up there ^^^^

wink
I fleshed it out for the hard of thinking. wink

BeeRoad

684 posts

192 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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silverthorn2151 said:
Blimey. My trouble is that EVERY view and opinion on it sounds perfectly logical.

Just as well I don't trade derivatives (whatever that is, and no, I don't want to know) if I can't follow this simple model.

Is is an example though of just how nebulous the world of finance is?
No, it's simply the age old principle of double entry book-keeping - to work out what you owe you have to subtract what you are owed.