Farmer accidentally shot burglars.

[Langweilig]

From the Belfast Telegraph -

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-natio...

"Get orff moi laaaand!"

[AJS-]

Accidently shot some burglars raiding his cannabis farm? Amazed the police believed him!

[Oakey]

Hmm, I suppose it's just coincicidence he shares the same surname as an east-London crime family?

[kwock]

fking pikeys

[davepoth]

Accident my arse. I bet the Superintendant took one look at this and thought "I'd much rather a conviction for the drugs than send an old bloke down for shooting at scum" and decided to believe the story about the fox.

[kmc1]

davepoth said:

Accident my arse. I bet the Superintendant took one look at this and thought "I'd much rather a conviction for the drugs than send an old bloke down for shooting at scum" and decided to believe the story about the fox.

spot on.

guy quite rightly blows the bo****ks off some thieving pikeys and invents some cock and bull story afterwards. For once, the police show common sense and "believe" him.


karma can be a bh

[StevieBee]

Langweilig said:

From the Belfast Telegraph -

....First with all the latest news from Essex!

[Jasandjules]

AJS- said:

Accidently shot some burglars raiding his cannabis farm? Amazed the police believed him!

They didn't.

What they saw was a bloke in a wheelchair and some pikeys who were trying to rob from him (his "medical ciggies" perhaps)... And thought there is no way we are going to prosecute him...

[EDLT]

Can someone translate this bit:
"It was pitch black. Black as your hat. There are no lights here at all. I came out of lights, the house, and saw the fox."

[AJS-]

Jasandjules said:

AJS- said:

Accidently shot some burglars raiding his cannabis farm? Amazed the police believed him!

They didn't.

What they saw was a bloke in a wheelchair and some pikeys who were trying to rob from him (his "medical ciggies" perhaps)... And thought there is no way we are going to prosecute him...

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Good for that policeman then!
We could do with a few more like that.

[Pupp]

EDLT said:

Can someone translate this bit:
"It was pitch black. Black as your hat. There are no lights here at all. I came out of lights, the house, and saw the fox."

You never seen a luminous fox? Townie

[TimJMS]

He needs to visit a clay ground and get some practise in.

Good effort, could have done better 4 / 10.

[Haighermeister]

What a brilliant story wonder if he got to keep the weed too??