Numpties who cant drive in snow... essential!
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Ive come to the realisation, that the numpties that have a complete inability to drive in snow, are essential for keeping traffic flowing after a dumping of the white stuff!
for example.
they will tend to operate the throttle as an on/off switch, and the proceed to 'burn' through the ice to the tarmac beneath, leaving 2 black lines of grippy tarmac behind them.
in doing this, they sacrifice 4mm+ life from their tyres so that everyone else doesnt have to as there are now 2 solid lines of grip.
but dont worry, if its not wide enough, the next numpty along will burn through any rough edges and make the grippy area much wider.
this process goes on and on until everyone can travel the route without any trouble!
for example.
they will tend to operate the throttle as an on/off switch, and the proceed to 'burn' through the ice to the tarmac beneath, leaving 2 black lines of grippy tarmac behind them.
in doing this, they sacrifice 4mm+ life from their tyres so that everyone else doesnt have to as there are now 2 solid lines of grip.
but dont worry, if its not wide enough, the next numpty along will burn through any rough edges and make the grippy area much wider.
this process goes on and on until everyone can travel the route without any trouble!
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