30,000 calories in a sitting....

[Carrot]

So, who here would...?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1341683/Do...

"The single mother-of-two tucked into two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables."

Probably less than I ate this christmas

[thinfourth2]

Desert?

[CatherineJ]

Surely that is the diet of an elephant.

[deevlash]

The fat bh will die young and siting in her own filth. Her kids must be so happy.

[12gauge]

I like the bit where it says her man (if he is still around) weighs 10 stone.

Its always scrawny little men that like the big girls.

[Jasandjules]

CatherineJ said:

Surely that is the diet of an elephant.

Well, it's the shape of an elephant so I guess it's fitting.

That much food is disgusting though.

[Jim the Sunderer]

That's put me off my double cream and Shreddies.

[g3org3y]

Go Darwin!

[ShadownINja]

Oddly, I didn't eat that much yesterday. I didn't come away from the table thinking, "I'm going to explode" even though there was far more than required for the guests.

12gauge said:

Its always scrawny little men that like the big girls.

I can assure you it fking well isn't.

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 26th December 21:45

[Carrot]

g3org3y said:

Go Darwin!

I think she ate Darwin!

[HOGEPH]

"A New Jersey woman who hopes to become the fattest woman in the world"...

What an ambition.

[deevlash]

HOGEPH said:

"A New Jersey woman who hopes to become the fattest woman in the world"...

What an ambition.

what an abomination

[Guvna]

So she is trying to get as fat as possible and be the fattest woman in the world

Selfish bh. Fat people die younger which will leave her kids with no mother.

[BeeRoad]

If she is healthy as she claims, why is she on a workshy-scooter?

I'm a big bloke and I couldn't eat a tenth of what she's consuming there.

She needs help. Preferably both barrels of 12 guage.

[Jimbeaux]

12gauge said:

I like the bit where it says her man (if he is still around) weighs 10 stone.

Its always scrawny little men that like the big girls.

That or she ate all of the food while holding him down.

[Flintstone]

Repulsive.

[MK4 Slowride]

12gauge said:

I like the bit where it says her man (if he is still around) weighs 10 stone.

Its always scrawny little men that like the big girls.

More chushin for the pushin.

ETA: So they say.

Edited by MK4 Slowride on Sunday 26th December 22:25

[HOGEPH]

12gauge said:

Its always scrawny little men that like the big girls.

When asked if he took precautions in the bedroom, he replied, "Yes, I've strapped a plank to my arse!"

[EDLT]

What an utter failure she is, did she look at this woman and think "Yes, I want me some of that"

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3266346/...

[Stu R]