JUST SURPRISED TWO BURGLARS IN MY HOUSE

[magnus911]

Will update more in a minute, police still outside.

Amongst other things, stole a key to my Cayenne, but obviously ran when i came downstairs so didn't take car.

What the hell do i do? Can i disconnect the battery without any tools? that's what the police are suggesting. Can't see it under the hood, not much of a mechanic, but if anyone is awake and can help, please do!

Heart is still pumping very fast.

[lionrampant]

You'll reset your immobiliser but then under the circumstances that's not the main concern I suppose.

[jayfish]

magnus911 said:

Will update more in a minute, police still outside.

Amongst other things, stole a key to my Cayenne, but obviously ran when i came downstairs so didn't take car.

What the hell do i do? Can i disconnect the battery without any tools? that's what the police are suggesting. Can't see it under the hood, not much of a mechanic, but if anyone is awake and can help, please do!

Heart is still pumping very fast.

got another vehicle to park it in with?
access to jack etc, remove a couple of wheels?

[hornetrider]

Move it elsewhere then get the locks changed. Anything else is too risky.

[robuk]

Get the burglar to hold some custard...

[Egg Chaser]

Put a big angry dog in the driver's seat.

[NoNeed]

As this is the internet I have to say hide in the boot with a gun.


But moving it then sorting the locks as the previous poster suggested is probably the best thing to do.

[Swoxy]

Yeah, leave it at someone else's house tonight, block it in and ensure you're not being followed when you travel there.

[Swoxy]

Yeah, leave it at someone else's house tonight, block it in and ensure you're not being followed when you travel there.

[NoNeed]

robuk said:

Get the burglar to hold some custard...

I've just woke up the missus because of you


Quality though

[Conian]

how did you surprise them? some comedic way i hope, loud shouting of the word 'boo'
good news that you surprised them tho. result.

[Egg Chaser]

Conian said:

how did you surprise them? some comedic way i hope, loud shouting of the word 'boo'
good news that you surprised them tho. result.

VBRJ?

[GTIR]

If it's a petrol Porsche then remove HT lead from coil maybe?

[supersingle]

Wait for them to come back for the car then accidentally brutally cut them in half with a chainsaw. Hth

[MJK 24]

Cayenne battery is under the front passenger seat - not that easy to get to.

[magnus911]

according to google battery requires moving drivers seat. Any fuse i can remove?

[magnus911]

hold opn, giving statement to police will update in 15.

[jatinder]

Search you owner manual for the fuel pump fuse or ecu fuse location remove either.

or remove one of the wheels?

That should do the trick.

Hope they get a good kicking.

Edited by jatinder on Wednesday 5th January 02:26

[Conian]

Egg Chaser said:

Conian said:

how did you surprise them? some comedic way i hope, loud shouting of the word 'boo'
good news that you surprised them tho. result.

VBRJ?

kind offer, but no thanks

[Conian]

magnus911 said:

according to google battery requires moving drivers seat. Any fuse i can remove?

pull all the relays out