Geek Jokes
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Salgar

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3,285 posts

205 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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So I'm a geek, of sorts, and I love a good geek joke


This has been keeping me amused for a few days now.

Edsger Dijkstra


What are you favourite geek jokes?

Marf

22,907 posts

262 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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bobthepsycho

211 posts

256 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Another XKCD fan!


Greenwich Ross

1,219 posts

194 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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There's 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Marf

22,907 posts

262 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Jacobyte

4,763 posts

263 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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bobthepsycho said:
Another XKCD fan!

Sean Connery thread please.

(see what I did there?) wink

71notout

3,674 posts

258 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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My new year resolution is 1024x768.

wiffmaster

2,615 posts

219 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Origin Unknown

2,447 posts

190 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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MagicalTrevor

6,481 posts

250 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Marf said:
A great one

Hugh74

83 posts

185 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Beartato

637 posts

189 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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My girlfriend is scared of pie. I keep telling her it's just an irrational phobia. getmecoat

groucho

12,134 posts

267 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Demis Roussos

Steamer

14,093 posts

234 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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The kind of cake I think that would win Dobby over.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

246 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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I might be wearing this t-shirt...

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(words on front, graph on back)

Jasandjules

71,739 posts

250 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Beartato said:
My girlfriend is scared of pi. I keep telling her it's just an irrational
phobia. getmecoat
EFA.

And presumably showing my level of Geek.

Frederick

5,803 posts

241 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Origin Unknown said:
That is uber awesomebiggrin

TheEnd

15,370 posts

209 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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I liked their New years ones too



And for a bit clevererer
Why do Computer programmers give Pumpkins at Christmas?
Because Oct31 is Dec25

AcidReflux

3,210 posts

275 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Awesome thread. biggrin Bookmarked!

jas xjr

11,309 posts

260 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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How can you tell if a geek is an extrovert ? He looks at your shoes as he talks to you
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