Best Pistonheads Cliches

[g3org3y]

In the spirit of the 'Stupid things non PHers say thread', thought it would be amusing to add a few statements/phrases etc that are trotted out on here with a certain degree of regularity. Most motoring related but anyone who frequents the Lounge should recongise the others.

- I always buy my cars in cash
- Finance is for idiots
- That car is crap, it's WRONG (front) wheel drive
- I only buy cars without ABS as I cadence brake on the way to work as a company director
- I am BLINDED by fog lights
- I am BLINDED by brake lights
- I am BLINDED by DRLs
- Land Rover Defender is so cool, atoms stop moving when they get close to one
- MX5
- 300bhp/ton (jokes!)
- All my suits are tailor made in Savile Row, off the peg is for chavs
- Anything with a visible logo is for chavs
- I ONLY shop at Waitrose, anything else is for chavs
- I often speak to girls

[Petrolhead_Rich]

g3org3y said:

In the spirit of the 'Stupid things non PHers say thread', thought it would be amusing to add a few statements/phrases etc that are trotted out on here with a certain degree of regularity. Most motoring related but anyone who frequents the Lounge should recongise the others.

- I always buy my cars in cash
- Finance is for idiots
- That car is crap, it's WRONG (front) wheel drive
- I only buy cars without ABS as I cadence brake on the way to work as a company director
- I am BLINDED by fog lights
- I am BLINDED by brake lights
- I am BLINDED by DRLs
- Land Rover Defender is so cool, atoms stop moving when they get close to one
- MX5
- 300bhp/ton (jokes!)
- All my suits are tailor made in Savile Row, off the peg is for chavs
- Anything with a visible logo is for chavs
- I ONLY shop at Waitrose, anything else is for chavs
- I often speak to girls

- Anything with less than 250BHP is a slow pile of crap
- Anything that does more than 20MPG is a silly eco-box
- I only date the better looking supermodels

Shouldn't this be in the lounge??

[.Mark]

Non?

[mnkiboy]

ESP will kill you, because it stops you from driving everywhere sideways.

[Great Pretender]

Dab of Oppo

[goldblum]

If it's not RWD it's not a drivers car.

[obob]

I'm 6ft 8 and built like a st brickhouse.

I am scared of a haircut.

[Petrolhead_Rich]

obob said:

I'm 6ft 8 and built like a st brickhouse.

I am scared of a haircut.

Shouldn't that be a Brick sthouse??

[Great Pretender]

Petrolhead_Rich said:

obob said:

I'm 6ft 8 and built like a st brickhouse.

I am scared of a haircut.

Shouldn't that be a Brick sthouse??

[Husaberk]

Can of Red Bull sorts everything....

Edited by Husaberk on Friday 14th January 14:01

Edited by Husaberk on Friday 14th January 14:01

[trickywoo]

Shoes with rubber soles are for chavs.

[Great Pretender]

Oh and I also nominate "punctuation" and "spelling".

[ZeeTacoe]

Every supermarket that isn't the one I got to is for chavs.
Diesel is the best/worst thing ever
American cars don't handle and aren't fast.
Hp/l is the only measure of an engines performance

[ZeeTacoe]

Dp: mclaren are the bestest at everything ever.

[slipstream 1985]

i am fun at dinner parties

[obob]

Great Pretender said:

Petrolhead_Rich said:

obob said:

I'm 6ft 8 and built like a st brickhouse.

I am scared of a haircut.

Shouldn't that be a Brick sthouse??

No.

[Matt_N]

Had an accident? You should have anticipated it and used your IAM training.

[captain ash]

- It's french so it will break down and the electrics will fail
- You're spending HOW MUCH on a new Fiesta?? You could buy a second hand Exige for that kind of money!

[obob]

Oh....

Only retards dont use winter tyres.

[obob]

Matt_N said:

Had an accident? You should have anticipated it and used your IAM training.