Important warning about the new Mini Countryman.......
Discussion
My partner is looking for a clubman and so while at the Mini dealer we thought it'd be rude not to look at the new Countryman.
The boot space was pretty good, but we wondered how big it'd be with the seats down so I wander to the back seats and pull the small seat handle..... little did I know that Mini engineers used this

as the plan for the seat release mechanism as the b
d seat smacked me in the side of the f
king head and smacked my f
king glasses in half as they bent off my f
king nose 
I am still seeing stars now

The boot space was pretty good, but we wondered how big it'd be with the seats down so I wander to the back seats and pull the small seat handle..... little did I know that Mini engineers used this

as the plan for the seat release mechanism as the b
d seat smacked me in the side of the f
king head and smacked my f
king glasses in half as they bent off my f
king nose 
I am still seeing stars now


So that'll be just one MORE reason not to be buying one of these abominations then, huge overblown bulbous pointless turd of a car.
Hope your nose not broken? Put in an injury claim for broken nose and distress to the eyes from having looked at one up close.
I suppose they are ideal for urban mums who want to show off to their neighbours their latest bling purchase.
Then again maybe they need 4x4 and a mini the size of a transit just to get down to the gym/school/shops in.
I love minis but not this one.
Hope your nose not broken? Put in an injury claim for broken nose and distress to the eyes from having looked at one up close.
I suppose they are ideal for urban mums who want to show off to their neighbours their latest bling purchase.
Then again maybe they need 4x4 and a mini the size of a transit just to get down to the gym/school/shops in.
I love minis but not this one.
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