I go back to the UK for a couple of days and return with

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Dysentery! Fantastic. I am obsessive with washing my hands and try and avoid public toilets whenever possible. But, someone else must not have been so hygienic. It meant that my first time in Paris was spent in bed and not in a good gymnastic way. The Wife took photos of the tourist attractions on the new camera I bought and showed them to me in bed.

Very surprised how bad it feels to get this thing and because I am a typical man I waited 5 days from first symptoms to when I made the Doc's appointment. Apparently that did not help.

5 days off the beer and I am meant to be staying in bed off work. That's not possible so I will do my work day from home.