heads up- Worst remake ever on tonight
heads up- Worst remake ever on tonight
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Pesty

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42,655 posts

286 months

Thursday 27th January 2011
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If anybody wants a laugh The Wicker Man remake is on tonight on Channel 5 at 10pm

Its so bad its actualy funny if you can bring yourselves to stick with it.

check out the clasic dialogue and acting

Howd it get burned, Howd it get burned, Howd it get burned

Ahhhhhhhhrrrrgg the bees not the bees they sting ahhhhhggg ahhhrrgggr ahhrrggg my eyes arrrgggg

etc etc


sooperscoop

408 posts

193 months

Thursday 27th January 2011
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Surely the worst remake in history is Get Carter? The best british film of all time wked on by Sly Stallone and Micky 'steroid' Rouke?

Wacky Racer

41,390 posts

277 months

Thursday 27th January 2011
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Pesty said:
If anybody wants a laugh The Wicker Man remake is on tonight on Channel 5 at 10pm

Its so bad its actualy funny if you can bring yourselves to stick with it.

check out the clasic dialogue and acting

Howd it get burned, Howd it get burned, Howd it get burned

Ahhhhhhhhrrrrgg the bees not the bees they sting ahhhhhggg ahhhrrgggr ahhrrggg my eyes arrrgggg

etc etc
The original 1973 version was superb.....

http://www.steve-p.org/wm/

No doubt "Lord Summerisle" will be along soon.......smile

Pesty

Original Poster:

42,655 posts

286 months

Thursday 27th January 2011
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sooperscoop said:
Surely the worst remake in history is Get Carter? The best british film of all time wked on by Sly Stallone and Micky 'steroid' Rouke?
Oh yes worse than that

warning obviously contains spoilers so if you want a laugh and are not watching it tonight check out this clip of the 'best bits' smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

Negative Creep

26,116 posts

257 months

Thursday 27th January 2011
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Try the Day of the Dead remake for the ultimate n cinematic fail

ritmo

607 posts

201 months

Thursday 27th January 2011
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Pesty said:
The Wicker Man
worse still - theyre also showing the remake of Sleuth. Top director, top writer, top cast - crap film.

DrTre

12,957 posts

262 months

Thursday 27th January 2011
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Negative Creep said:
Try the Day of the Dead remake for the ultimate n cinematic fail
Am probably unique but I preferred the remake by far.

Morningside

24,147 posts

259 months

Thursday 27th January 2011
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The ultimate remake fail?

I nominate 'The Lady Killers'.

It was bloody awful compared to the original. Others remakesimaginings like the HHGTTG were different but this yuck!

Pesty

Original Poster:

42,655 posts

286 months

Thursday 27th January 2011
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Oh yeah forgot about lady killers, its probably up there can;t be sure though because I turned it off IIRC after about 15 minutes.

still its just st rather than completely ridiculas like Cages performance the bees the bees in my eyes arrrgh aarg





ammaco

14 posts

195 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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Morningside said:
The ultimate remake fail?

I nominate 'The Lady Killers'.

It was bloody awful compared to the original. Others remakesimaginings like the HHGTTG were different but this yuck!
At least The Lady Killers remake has such one liners as "You bought yo' bh to the waffle hut?!"

Also, Wicker Man remake is hilarious.

Custard Test

1,184 posts

239 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo

I wish it really was a comedy. Nic Cage should be ashamed of himself.

HalfMoon

296 posts

218 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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That was pretty poor wasnt it....
shoot

Spiritual_Beggar

4,833 posts

224 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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sooperscoop said:
Surely the worst remake in history is Get Carter? The best british film of all time wked on by Sly Stallone and Micky 'steroid' Rouke?
Up there with the 'Italian Job' remake!


Why remake the 'Italian Job', and base it in America, FFS!