Photchop opportunity

[PoleDriver]

OK, as some of you already know, my Cerbera was originally owned by Jacqueline Gold and was (I believe) a comapny car, for Ann Summers!
I am just thinking about a scheme to get it stickered up for LeMans and someone has suggested that I use it's history as inspiration. I will, of course, contact Ann Summers to ask their permission (they may even sponsor it!)
In the meantime I wondered if some of you ace photoshoppers fancy coming up with a few suggestions/

NB, I know this looks like a golden opportunity for a bit of fun but please steer away from NSFW posts, I don't want the thread to get closed for that. Also bear in mind that I am a quiet and unassuming person and will be driving the car around in it's new livery for a couple of months!

[yoof full chav]

Mate, surely you know this will not end well, and lots of pictures of certain items favoured by frustrated ladies will appear

[Justayellowbadge]

I wouldn't drive something that had been in Charlie's mouth.

[PoleDriver]

yoof full chav said:

Mate, surely you know this will not end well, and lots of pictures of certain items favoured by frustrated ladies will appear

I'm hoping that people will try and be a bit sensible!

[GTIR]

You've got a drive, a big drive, and a "parking area".

[yoof full chav]

PoleDriver said:

yoof full chav said:

Mate, surely you know this will not end well, and lots of pictures of certain items favoured by frustrated ladies will appear

I'm hoping that people will try and be a bit sensible!

True, and if i could use photoshop i would, but this is you we're talking about

[PoleDriver]

Justayellowbadge said:

I wouldn't drive something that had been in Charlie's mouth.

I'm expect either that said item appears as a bonnet emblem or Charlie will appear driving the car with his arm out of the window!

[PoleDriver]

GTIR said:

You've got a drive, a big drive, and a "parking area".

None of those pics are at my home!

[Olf]

GTIR said:

You've got a drive, a big drive, and a "parking area".

Yep. But he had to buy a bright purple TVR to get laid.

[PoleDriver]

Olf said:

Yep. But he had to buy a bright purple TVR to get laid.

And failed!

[yoof full chav]

PoleDriver said:

Olf said:

Yep. But he had to buy a bright purple TVR to get laid.

And failed!

[Justayellowbadge]

PoleDriver said:

And failed!

Kind of tragic.

Full of plastic, crudely put together by amateurs.

And still owning a Tiv didn't get you into its knickers.

[Olf]

PoleDriver said:

And failed!

Well given the history I hope for your wallets sake that it's mains powered and not battery.

[Council Baby]

PoleDriver said:

I am a quiet and unassuming person

[PoleDriver]

Council Baby said:

What are you trying to say?

[escargot]

Justayellowbadge said:

Kind of tragic.

Full of plastic, crudely put together by amateurs.

And still owning a Tiv didn't get you into its knickers.

Cold. Very cold.

[PoleDriver]

escargot said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Kind of tragic.

Full of plastic, crudely put together by amateurs.

And still owning a Tiv didn't get you into its knickers.

Cold. Very cold.

And no potatoes!

[minimatt1967]

This can only end well....

[Council Baby]

PoleDriver said:

What are you trying to say?

Nothing, I think the exhaust note says it all

[VerySideways]

minimatt1967 said:

This can only end well....