BBWF evening do!

[Mr Tank]

Hi

What about a professional Disco? It would mean a small charge to cover the cost!

This is an idea which we have talked about tonight, so please gives us you views!

Andy

[grahamw48]

Will there be some nice birds there ?

Then I'll get my best Saturday Night Fever clobber out.

[adam quantrill]

Yes! Mr Zigazigaa promised he can get the Spicey Girls along.... honest!!! ;^)

[Mr Tank]

grahamw48 said:

Will there be some nice birds there ?

What do you mean by nice girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grahamw48]

grahamw48 said:

Will there be some niceFIT birds there ?

Then I'll get my best Saturday Night Fever clobber out.

[mrzigazaga]

Unfortunately the spice girls have all sagged south now..apart from ginger..Ive ordered a seafood platter..so be carefull you might end up pulling a muscle.

[Wedg1e]

mrzigazaga said:

Unfortunately the spice girls have all sagged south now..apart from ginger..Ive ordered a seafood platter..so be carefull you might end up pulling a muscle.

Hey, Emma's fitter now than she was back then! I'd get stuck so far in you'd have to call that Chilean mines rescue team...

[grahamw48]

[Wedg1e]

grahamw48 said:

Will there be some nice birds there ?

Then I'll get my best Saturday Night Fever clobber out.

When you score with a chick in a disco bar
Take her home in your hairy little car
Then you find you went to school with her ma and pa
You're the oldest swinger in town

When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal
Travolta shades and nine inch heels
You say a man is just as old as the woman he feels
You're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come and there you go
Wide wheels, spots and a stereo
But the engine's clapped and the driver also
Is the oldest swinger in town

When you won't look in a mirror in the light of day
Swear you died it when your hair turns grey
When you zip up your Wranglers and your belly's in the way
You're the oldest swinger in town

When your barber takes a little less time each week
The kids don't understand a word you speak
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town

You prefer a pint of mild to Bacardi and Coke
The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke
You'd like another dance but you're scared you'll have a stroke
You're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your lips closed tight
You never smile, you know it wouldn't look right
Because your dentures glow in ultraviolet light
You're the oldest swinger in town

Oldest swinger in town...

And you look so mean 'cos your pants are too tight
You're the oldest swinger in town

And it takes you all night to do what you used to do all niiiiiight...
You're the oldest swinger in town

[grahamw48]

[Wedg1e]

grahamw48 said:

Tell you what, if the girls at my school had had to wear those shorts, maybe I'd have been a bit more keen on PE

[Mr Tank]

Hi

Well that's sorted out the girls!

Now can we have some sensible ideas please.

Andy

[blaineuk]

Mr Tank said:

Hi

Well that's sorted out the girls!

Now can we have some sensible ideas please.

Andy

your in the wrong forum for sensible!!

[Mr Tank]

blaineuk said:

your in the wrong forum for sensible!!

True!!!

Andy

[jon haines]

what about a quiz, tvr related of course but with othere stuff thrown in and with prizes. could be an 80's theme to the quiz

[grahamw48]

Good idea.

[mrzigazaga]

What about a fix"A"wedge competition...As im on the committee ill donate mine...

[Mr Tank]

jon haines said:

what about a quiz, tvr related of course but with othere stuff thrown in and with prizes. could be an 80's theme to the quiz

Hi

We have this in hand!

Andy

[simonwedge]

A quiz!!! That's really living life on the edge, can we have shove ha'penny too??

[mrzigazaga]

How about the funniest dance competition..I know it looked cool in the eighties but not so cool now..
The funky chicken..The running man..The boogaloo..Break dancing..The cabbage patch..The hustle..The wedge shuffle..Body poppin..The moonwalk..The crip walk..Robotics..The nightclub two step..The jazz shoe shuffle..The roger rabbit..The motorcycle..Or a mix of all of them..That was my forte..Ending with a high kicking splitser..Probably only manage a smooch now though..