Silly Stickers on cars

[Robster]

Hi all, I was driving behind a car and noticed that it had a sticker on it that said "you better hold on tight spider monkey"

which I have reliably informed is from the Twilight film (ok, ok I might just have a copy at home )

anyway, I couldn't help thinking what a useless sticker to have on a car, anyone else seen/taken photos of stupid car stickers?

[FraserLFA]

"Sweetheart on board"

Piss of love. You're fat, balding with dodgy teeth, and no hope for the future.

[Deluded]

I quite like my "Honk if you want a blowjob" sticker on the back of my Swift.

Never had any honks though

[Baz Tench]

The obvious silly ones are 'baby on board' ones. Yes, I know there are countless threads on here about that.

The one that makes me is 'Mum to be on board'. FFS!

[wackojacko]

"Dubway" in the Subway colours and style on a 1.0 polo

[wackojacko]

also "powered by fairy dust" really gets me ....... it should be "powered by burberry"

[Vic Cooper]

"Horn broken, watch for finger"

[PHmember]

wackojacko said:

also "powered by fairy dust" really gets me ....... it should be "powered by burberry"

Powered by fairy cakes looking at most of the drivers.

[GestapoWatch]

Ridiculous one I saw on a Rover 25 in obligatory alarming font - 'For the sake of my child SLOW DOWN'

Actually one that made me laugh was - 'Think prick, say tut' which Google tells me is a Micheal McIntyre quote

[Baz Tench]

Not a sticker but what's with those stupid window blinds with 'Princess Poppy' (insert any name) with a picture of the three year old childs face screenprinted on them. Who outside of their immediate family would want to see that??

[madbadger]

One of my oId neighbours had a 'Spending the kids inheritance' sticker on a K reg rover 416.

Er - not on the car you're not.

[Vic Cooper]

Helps to choose:

http://www.zazzle.com/stickers?cg=1035346206120647...

http://www.zazzle.com/bumperstickers

[wackojacko]

PHmember said:

wackojacko said:

also "powered by fairy dust" really gets me ....... it should be "powered by burberry"

Powered by fairy cakes looking at most of the drivers.

[harryowl]

Saw a chavved corsa that had 'Lower than your grannys nipples.'

[thetapeworm]

Does this count?

[sploosh]

quite like this

[wackojacko]

something along the lines of ....."no fat chicks allowed in this vehicle, It's low enough already"

[maniac0796]

I hate them ones that are "I will stop for fairys magic made up st and witches because i'm a fugly cow that thinks this sticker is funny"


I saw "If you're not piles then get out of my ass" which made me chukle though.

[jas xjr]

There used to some lads that lived around the corner from me when I lived near birmingham. They were mini mad and used to rebuild them in their front garden.
One of the minis used to have a sticker on the back that always made me smile. It read

















Beware of trains

[Rawwr]

Baz Tench said:

Not a sticker but what's with those stupid window blinds with 'Princess Poppy' (insert any name) with a picture of the three year old childs face screenprinted on them. Who outside of their immediate family would want to see that??

Paedophiles?