Do you wash your car keys?

[Mr MXT]

...because in a moment of ocd madness I just have. Am I insane?

[robsco]

You odd fellow, OP.

[C2james]

hmmmm, slightly

[littleandy0410]

40deg, colourfast wash, 900rpm spin cycle?

[EDLT]

Mentalist.

[Mr MXT]

Washing up bowl, bit of a scrub. I didn't detail them.

[LukeBird]

I never have done, no.

[littlegreenfairy]

Only with a babywipe.

[wackojacko]

Good grief it is a worry.................

[y2blade]

nope never.....


.....should I?

[ANS2vrs370]

And it would seem you have washed them again 7 minutes later, OCD and amnesia?

[R1 Loon]

Yes, I use a Peruvian Llama mitt to gently dust the surface, then follow it up with a prewash in arabian monkey spunk, followed by a good old fashioned claying, then 862 layers of Carnuba wax applied by oriental virgins fingers (they have a lovely velvety skin).

Is this what you were looking for in an answer?

[Liquid Knight]

Only when I leave them in my trouser pocket. When you think about it though they are a potential breeding ground for bugs. I do wipe the steering wheel, gear knob and handbrake lever with santiser cloths though.

[6potdave]

WTF? I Genuinly Lol'd at this! Not until now but now I feel the need. Why stop there I see no harm in mirror polishing them.

[Baz Tench]

What?!

[Jem0911]

Can't say I do.
Oddness. Has it got a remote in it?
Or should I say did it used to open the car via remote?

[LukeSi]

Look what you've done OP. You have ruined PH.














And if I had a car I probably wouldn't.

[CraigyMc]

EDLT said:

Mentalist.

This.

[ewenm]

CraigyMc said:

EDLT said:

Mentalist.

This.

Absolutely. Freak!

[RedWhiteMonkey]

R1 Loon said:

Yes, I use a Peruvian Llama mitt to gently dust the surface, then follow it up with a prewash in arabian monkey spunk, followed by a good old fashioned claying, then 862 layers of Carnuba wax applied by oriental virgins fingers (they have a lovely velvety skin).

Only 862 layers, you must get a poor finish with that. 963 layers will make a world of difference.