Tamora questions?

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flasher

Original Poster:

9,238 posts

285 months

Tuesday 30th April 2002
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Q. Do they have wheels?
A. Yes they have four wheels. Spider ones.

Q.Do they have an engine?
A.Yes they have an engine, called a speed six.

Q. Has anyone blown up one yet?
A. No.

Q.Are they a Porsche?
A.No, they are a TVR

Q.Can you get them painted in different colours?
A.Yes 12,000 different ones.

Q.Am I bugging you yet?
A.Arrrrrrggggghhhh!!!

Q. Can you get a Test drive?
A. Yes you can, and the dealer will answer all your bloody questions so you can stop asking them on the f******g Tamora thread and bugging all the owners


Only joking badboy, get yourself down to the meeting at Chatsworth in June and I'm sure one of us will take you for a spin and we'll answer your questions too!!!
Either that or Doctor nubbin will perform surgery on your fingers to stop you typing annoying questions!!!

>>> Edited by flasher on Tuesday 30th April 22:41

bennno

11,727 posts

270 months

Tuesday 30th April 2002
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Following on with the automatic answer guide..

Q. Will it fit in my garage, my wife has a large chest freezer?
A. How the do i know, not only that do i care? And why does your wife...

Q. Whats it like for fuel consumption?
A. awful but who gives a stuff when it can lay down rubber, go buy an Elise if you cant afford a bit of petrol!

Q. Should I have the 18" wheels?
A. I dont care, you choose.

Q. Should I have a blue one?
A. Good question, you make your own mind up, you will any way...

Q. How much discount will i get and how long will it take?
A. Go see a dealer for sake

Bennno


>> Edited by bennno on Tuesday 30th April 23:53

JSG

2,238 posts

284 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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Following on with the automatic answer guide..

Q. Will it fit in my garage, my wife has a large chest freezer?


How big is a wife's large chest?

apache

39,731 posts

285 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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yeah...and why would you want to freeze it?

Gaffer

7,156 posts

278 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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yeah...and why would you want to freeze it?



For future generations...? after all cryogenics is the way to go.

gb61390

1,879 posts

283 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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Flasher, I take it you'd been drinking when you started this and it all got too much for you?
Well you've only gone and written what we'd all been thinking!

Cheers...... Andrew

PS. Can I get an estate version of the Tamora?

beano1197

20,854 posts

276 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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PS. Can I get an estate version of the Tamora?



Sir will be wanting the 4WD LWB 20" wheel version if one's going to drive it around one's estate, Sir. (Ooh suits you....)

davidd

6,456 posts

285 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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Do they take diesel?

Can you get a towbar?

Are they made by Triumph?

How long does it take to assemble the kit?

How many elephants can you get in the ashtray?

jamer

1,329 posts

292 months

Saturday 11th May 2002
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Can you get two wales in a Tamora?

JSG

2,238 posts

284 months

Saturday 11th May 2002
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Can you get two wales in a Tamora?


Yes, but you have to pay on the weigh in

Where's me log book ??

>> Edited by JSG (moderator) on Saturday 11th May 22:53

flasher

Original Poster:

9,238 posts

285 months

Saturday 11th May 2002
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Can you get two wales in a Tamora?



Only at the Whale-weigh station......

gb61390

1,879 posts

283 months

Sunday 12th May 2002
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Can you get two wales in a Tamora?

Yes, across the Severn Bridge.

JSG

2,238 posts

284 months

Sunday 12th May 2002
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Can you get two wales in a Tamora?

Yes, across the Severn Bridge.


But - only if you pay on the weigh in

tuscan_s

3,165 posts

274 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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What's a Tamora?

richb

51,711 posts

285 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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It's that thing you were looking at pictures of on another thread
Not thinking now that perhaps you ordered the wrong car are you? Rich...

tuscan_s

3,165 posts

274 months

Tuesday 14th May 2002
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Hehe! No I made the right choice!

I wish TVR would redesign the backend to accept the Tamora's diffuser though..

Looks good and would probably help the handling too!