Why don't they tell the truth?
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I'm looking for a decent Corsa for my duaghter, and have been out to see two today. what a complete waste of time!!
1st = "dealer". He gave us an address in a business park. Turns out to be the carpark in the business park. He is selling cars from a f
king carpark. He doesn't seem to have an office/unit there! "A couple of slight scratches that i will deal with, other than that the car is perfect" is what he tells me over the phone. "Full dealer service history" = nothing for the first three years of the car's life, then a seemingly genuine service book stamp, then three very dodgy looking rubber stamps from a "mobile auto" business which were all signed with the same pen, by the same person - across over three years! Yeah, right.
2nd = private sale. Top dollar price on the 'trader (and here), but one careful lady owner absolutely mint! - about as mint as my Arse! All four alloys were battered to buggary. Scratches on the bodywork, strange stains on the paintwork, and a very grubby interior. "that's make-up mate, that is. It's called foundation. You know what women are like". FFS
I did make what i considered a reasonable offer to take everything into account, as well as it being overdue a service. They have only just advertised it, so want to see what happens 
Needless to say, i thanked them both graciously for their time, and am now home fuming. Time for a
me thinks.
So, if you know anyone who has a very tidy post 2004 Corsa for sale with low mileage (sub 55k), preferably 3 door and in a dark colour, please let me know... unless i am contravening another PH rule, in which case avoid me like the plague.
1st = "dealer". He gave us an address in a business park. Turns out to be the carpark in the business park. He is selling cars from a f
king carpark. He doesn't seem to have an office/unit there! "A couple of slight scratches that i will deal with, other than that the car is perfect" is what he tells me over the phone. "Full dealer service history" = nothing for the first three years of the car's life, then a seemingly genuine service book stamp, then three very dodgy looking rubber stamps from a "mobile auto" business which were all signed with the same pen, by the same person - across over three years! Yeah, right.2nd = private sale. Top dollar price on the 'trader (and here), but one careful lady owner absolutely mint! - about as mint as my Arse! All four alloys were battered to buggary. Scratches on the bodywork, strange stains on the paintwork, and a very grubby interior. "that's make-up mate, that is. It's called foundation. You know what women are like". FFS
I did make what i considered a reasonable offer to take everything into account, as well as it being overdue a service. They have only just advertised it, so want to see what happens 
Needless to say, i thanked them both graciously for their time, and am now home fuming. Time for a
me thinks.So, if you know anyone who has a very tidy post 2004 Corsa for sale with low mileage (sub 55k), preferably 3 door and in a dark colour, please let me know... unless i am contravening another PH rule, in which case avoid me like the plague.
My mate has a black 1.4 Corsa for sale. One owner from new. Full Vauxhall service history. About 7yrs old I think. 50k on the clock.
Girlfriend borrowed it last weekend, it overheated and the heads warped. Think the water pump s
t itself - all coolant vanished. Supplying dealer who did all the servicing want 2.5k for a new engine! 
Girlfriend borrowed it last weekend, it overheated and the heads warped. Think the water pump s
t itself - all coolant vanished. Supplying dealer who did all the servicing want 2.5k for a new engine! 
vauxh al said:
Toyota Yaris?

good option, Corsa's are a typical first cars so get treated like a first car therefore a minter/un-modified example will be hard to come buy. That said though there must be a few good'uns about....surely.
Yaris - good strong engine and likely to have had a "older" owner so typically not ragged.
Fiesta MK6 ?
206 ?
Thanks for your input all. She has set her heart on a Corsa, and i can do little to persuade her otherwise. Reliability hasn't occured to her - that's a job for Dad's bank
I know it is just a matter of plugging away until the right car comes on the market, but its a pain. I have sold a couple of cars privately, and go the extra mile to make sure that the description fits the car, as well as presenting the car in the best possible condition. I just wish others did the same and then we wouldn't waste each other's time. Any road up, my motivation is high. Until i get this one sorted, i can't go shopping for myself 
I know it is just a matter of plugging away until the right car comes on the market, but its a pain. I have sold a couple of cars privately, and go the extra mile to make sure that the description fits the car, as well as presenting the car in the best possible condition. I just wish others did the same and then we wouldn't waste each other's time. Any road up, my motivation is high. Until i get this one sorted, i can't go shopping for myself 
john_r said:
Bit more than i had planned John, but i could be persuaded for that shape. I'll find out where it is 
ETA
Bugger. 3 miles away - sold yesterday

Edited by Blues on Sunday 20th February 10:45
john_r said:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2005-VAUXHALL-Corsa-1-2i-16v...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2006-VAUXHALL-CORSA-DESIGN-C...
Or something better to drive maybe?
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2011...
Thanks John.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2006-VAUXHALL-CORSA-DESIGN-C...
Or something better to drive maybe?

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2011...
already chatted to dealer on first Corsa, its in the workshop and can't be viewed today

Second one is a possibility, and apparently a Fiesta is a
however boredom, lack of time, and a desire to start shopping for MY next car has increased my budget, and am off to look at this one:http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2011...
D14 AYS said:
Hi Dave, my daughter is selling her Black 57 plate 107 for £3800, great car £30 a year road tax, sniffs fuel, new job in London she no longer uses it.
Could i possibly invest in something French? I'll speak with Charlotte. She has maintained that only a Corsa will do, but will see what she says. Thanks Dean
Blues said:
D14 AYS said:
Hi Dave, my daughter is selling her Black 57 plate 107 for £3800, great car £30 a year road tax, sniffs fuel, new job in London she no longer uses it.
Could i possibly invest in something French? I'll speak with Charlotte. She has maintained that only a Corsa will do, but will see what she says. Thanks Dean
Out of interest, what mileage has it done?
Thanks to everyone. It would appear that i was being mean with my budget (unusual for a Yorkshireman born of a Glaswegian father. Having driven down to Southampton and then back to Southall, we are now the proud owners of this little beauty:

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2011...
Very tidy car, one happy Daughter and a relieved Dad
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2011...
Very tidy car, one happy Daughter and a relieved Dad

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