Audis aren't the worst driven vehicles
Audis aren't the worst driven vehicles
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Rawwr

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22,722 posts

250 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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They're not the worst because Audi don't make an MPV. Going to go for a bit of a sweeper here but every people carrier I see appears to be driven by a red-faced angry man trying to squelch every last horse out of whatever frightful economatic engine is strapped to his mobile depression box.

There are NO exceptions to this.

deeen

6,208 posts

261 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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Q8 ?

Rawwr

Original Poster:

22,722 posts

250 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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That's a petrol station.

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Turtlez

12,549 posts

197 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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And of course Audi don't make whits vans......or any colour in fact.

deeen

6,208 posts

261 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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Well they frequent petrol stations, sure?

anonymous-user

70 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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I still think BMW drivers are the worst. *I know not all are*
About 90% of their indicators don't work and they always get stuck about 1" away from my rear bumper. Bit of sympathy for them.... rolleyes

Gun

13,432 posts

234 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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For me the worst driven cars are any 4x4 that's driven by someone on a school run. My parents live near a junior school and I have literally been forced off the road a couple of times by them.

Rawwr

Original Poster:

22,722 posts

250 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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Gun said:
For me the worst driven cars are any 4x4 that's driven by someone on a school run. My parents live near a junior school and I have literally been forced off the road a couple of times by them.
Your fault for conceding. Stand your ground, man.

Roberty

1,180 posts

188 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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No, that tt in the Pick up that was a milimeter off my bumper last night on the M27 when I was doing 80mph+ wasn't in an Audi!

Although a TT did cut me up about a 5 miles further down the road so I guess there still in the running.

anonymous-user

70 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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Gun said:
For me the worst driven cars are any 4x4 that's driven by someone on a school run. My parents live near a junior school and I have literally been forced off the road a couple of times by them.
+1 that with my BMW drivers, they just throw the car where ever and have the 'you'll come off worse if we crash' mentality

Mustardo

95 posts

174 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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MPVs cant go round corners so round where i live at least it's fairly easy to lose them.

I would say Audi drivers are still the worst. I have actually changed my everyday commute as every day, at the same time a cock in a 2.0TDi A3 overtakes me on a downhill b-road with a small straight section and has almost crashed about 3 times. I've reported him to the police and told them he does it every morning but they're not interested - surprise, surprise...

Gun

13,432 posts

234 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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Rawwr said:
Gun said:
For me the worst driven cars are any 4x4 that's driven by someone on a school run. My parents live near a junior school and I have literally been forced off the road a couple of times by them.
Your fault for conceding. Stand your ground, man.
hehe Wish I could've done. On one occasions I was driving to work and the road in question bends round to the right in my direction of travel, I start going round the corner only to be met by a Landcruiser driving down the middle of the road. There are no parked cars around but they decided to just straddle the white line, I had to drive up the kerb to avoid being hit, I'm still not sure if they actually saw me.

V88Dicky

7,351 posts

199 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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Rawwr said:
They're not the worst because Audi don't make an MPV. Going to go for a bit of a sweeper here but every people carrier I see appears to be driven by a red-faced angry man trying to squelch every last horse out of whatever frightful economatic engine is strapped to his mobile depression box.

There are NO exceptions to this.
I am mostly in agreement.

Silver Picassoles usually. Very very angry little men drive these.



Baz Tench

5,648 posts

206 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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V88Dicky said:
I am mostly in agreement.

Silver Picassoles usually. Very very angry little men drive these.
....And pale metallic blue ones, usually with their fogs on for no reason (sorry). Indeed they are driven by angry men and extremely unobservant women in equal measure IME.

I'm VERY wary of them, especially when on the motorway.

Munter

31,330 posts

257 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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Roberty said:
No, that tt in the Pick up that was a milimeter off my bumper last night on the M27 when I was doing 80mph+ wasn't in an Audi!

Although a TT did cut me up about a 5 miles further down the road so I guess there still in the running.
Nono. The Black Puma (X48 BAH) who tried to change lanes in to me and then gave me the finger when I beeped him to let him know I was there. The changing lanes is bad...but we all make mistakes. The blaming me for my existence pushes the driver into the incompetent wker category however.

anonymous-user

70 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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I agree completely. Vauxhall Zafiras appear to be my personal nemesis on the roads.

Dave

Proxy

825 posts

180 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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I find the worst drivers around my area tend to frequent a few different cars ...

Firstly - Civic Type R's - there always seems to be one trying to bloody kiss bumpers with me.
Secondly - Nissan Micra's (new shape) - always seem to be driven by some toothpick thin barbie wannabe who can't even see over the bloody steering wheel.
Lastly - BMW X5's & Porsche Cayenne's. Always, always, ALWAYS driven by some stupid bint with fking HUGE sunglasses on (even when it's pissing of rain), and they blatantly don't have a fking clue what they're up to.

anonymous-user

70 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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Proxy said:
Lastly - BMW X5's & Porsche Cayenne's. Always, always, ALWAYS driven by some stupid bint with fking HUGE sunglasses on (even when it's pissing of rain), and they blatantly don't have a fking clue what they're up to.
God I hate them. They're always doing something else in the car other than driving as well.

aizvara

2,066 posts

183 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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Completely agreed about MPVs (this was recently brought to my attention in a thread on the pedal-powered subforum). Its apparently half term at the moment and my drive to work yesterday was far quicker, but that was nothing compared to the calm and restful cycle I had this morning, without the school-run loons on the road.

Also, there are so many Audi and BMW drivers on the road that I'd be more surprised if people didn't see a high number of bad examples of each.

B.J.W

5,838 posts

231 months

Tuesday 22nd February 2011
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Baz Tench said:
V88Dicky said:
I am mostly in agreement.

Silver Picassoles usually. Very very angry little men drive these.
....And pale metallic blue ones, usually with their fogs on for no reason (sorry). Indeed they are driven by angry men and extremely unobservant women in equal measure IME.

I'm VERY wary of them, especially when on the motorway.
This.

I even recall posting a picture of a pale blue metallic CZP in a similar thread a while back.