Piers Morgan is a ....

[LuS1fer]

Well I don't know what, really. I "caught" a bit of the Oscars this morning and that prat is so far up his own ar**, his head sticks out of his throat. He even dissed his own girlfriend to draw even more attention to what a slithering talentlesss knob-cheese bell-end he is.

What on earth do the Americans see in the slimeball?

[ESOG]

LuS1fer said:

Well I don't know what, really. I "caught" a bit of the Oscars this morning and that prat is so far up his own ar**, his head sticks out of his throat. He even dissed his own girlfriend to draw even more attention to what a slithering talentlesss knob-cheese bell-end he is.

What on earth do the Americans see in the slimeball?

Ive asked myself the very same question. I find him pretentious and quite annoying. However, he was on Howard Stern recently and it was a good segment. He was quite funny. I still dont and wont watch him though.

[FaineantFreddy]

LuS1fer said:

What on earth do the Americans see in the slimeball?

I don't think they particularly care for him judging by the viewing figures he's been getting for his 'show' out there.

Unfortunately, that means he'll probably be back here soon.

[Tsippy]

Could always make out that he wiped his arse on the stars and stripes and provide a faked photo, he would end up shot or in the Bay

[ESOG]

He makes a few million a year you know.

[Rollcage]

ESOG said:

He makes a few million a year you know.

IIRC, its a few more than a few!

I thought his first book was massively interesting, but how much of it was true I wouldn't like to say.

[Nom de ploom]

I saw him on the tube recently flanked by a couple of BG's. (not gibbs, security men)...lol

resisted the urge to call him a see you next tuesday...utter utter wanhker of the highest order.

i could never tire of punching him in the face....

[mammamia]

Complete Utter No Talent

[Mr E Driver]

I saw him on USA CNN channel recently interviewing Charlie Sheen which was excellent, Matt Damon and Brett Michaels and I thought he did a good job as they were interesting and he didn't hold back with the questions.

[StevieBee]

In his book The Insider, he refers to something that Stephen Fry said; that of a new meaning for the word "Countryside"; The murder of Piers Morgan

[Taita]

I have never forgiven him for publishing those faked photos of the Army. He knew they were dubious but went ahead anyway. The impact in theatre was by all accounts, huge.

[Mr E Driver]

I had forgotten about that and he did lose his job over it so I guess it's a mistake he won't make again.

[StevieBee]

....and let us not forget that Clarkson properly lamped him one at the press awards a few years back!

[DJC]

StevieBee said:

....and let us not forget that Clarkson properly lamped him one at the press awards a few years back!

For which Jeremy should be forgiven all other sins.

[hidetheelephants]

Taita said:

I have never forgiven him for publishing those faked photos of the Army. He knew they were dubious but went ahead anyway. The impact in theatre was by all accounts, huge.

Definitely this; the only thing I'd ever consider watching with him in is a live telethon in aid of SSAFA were he performs seppuku.

[V8TVR1978]

LuS1fer said:

Well I don't know what, really. I "caught" a bit of the Oscars this morning and that prat is so far up his own ar**, his head sticks out of his throat. He even dissed his own girlfriend to draw even more attention to what a slithering talentlesss knob-cheese bell-end he is.

What on earth do the Americans see in the slimeball?

I for one, wish you would take him back

Don't think all Colonist feel this way but I haven't met anyone YET who feels different than I do.....

[Captain Cadillac]

How about we give you Piers Morgan back and you let us have Keira Knightley?