Spotted - Pixie's Evil Twin

[StuStu]

Yesterday I followed Darth Porsche (Pixie’s evil twin) up to Markeaton Island in Derby

I was waving frantically but girls never look in their mirrors (except to apply lip gloss)

[Ace-T]

Were you in the proboscis monkey car? If yes, hardly surprising you were being ignored. It is so terrible to look at she was avoiding having to gouge her eyes out!

[StuStu]

the proboscis has gone (I hit the mileage limit) ... I have 1.6 throbbing litres of Mazda3-TS2

Not sure what the TS2 stands for ... any ideas?

[Polarbert]

Terminally Stagnant 2?
The st 2?
Truly Splendid 2?
Terrifically Sporty 2?

[StuStu]

I have christened it "The COMB" (Car Of Many Buttons)

When you see it, you'll realise why