Crazy things seen on the side of the road when driving...

[t123vor]

The thread about crazy things you've seen people doing while driving reminded me of a weird but funny thing I saw on the side of the road whilst I was driving.

A couple having a candle-lit dinner in the middle of a raised-bed mini-roundabout- table, chairs, food, wine, candles, it was all there...mental but funny

[james_tigerwoods]

Shoes. On the barrier in the central reservation. WTF?

[VladD]

I saw a dead horse once.

[anonymous-user]

Giant Bertie Bassett made of hay bails

[Mazdarese]

The Crack Fox said:

On the M1 I saw this guy, hi-vis jacket, hard hat and a spade, WORKING ON THE ROADWORKS once. Only once mind. And it was ages ago.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[VladD]

doogz said:

VladD said:

I saw a dead horse once.

The guy that hit it isn't allowed to take it remember! You might have been next along, you should have taken it, lots of eating in a horse!

This one looked like it had been there for a few days and was already being eaten by the local wildlife. Not sure I'd have got back across the border crossing (Mexico to USA) if I'd strapped it to the bonnet.

[ludicrous speed]

Once saw someone standing in the middle of the road on the other lane at about 3 in the morning in the middle of nowhere. I nearly shat myself as i didn't see him till the very last second (was a bit foggy so visibility was poor). Very weird tbh.

[The Riddler]

I once thought I saw a dead baby ghost at the side of the road.

In hindsight it was probably a handkercheif.

[Corsair7]

Whilst on holiday in Jamaica, driving through some of the much poorer parts of the coutryside, saw a dead cow in the middle of the road that had just been hit by a large lorry (pretty sure on purpose too). Its gut was gaping open, split by the impact.

People were gathering with various pots, pans and large knives.....

Pretty sure it was gone in the next few hours, and people in that particular impoverished village probably ate quite well that night....

[Baryonyx]

The Crack Fox said:

On the M1 I saw this guy, hi-vis jacket, hard hat and a spade, WORKING ON THE ROADWORKS once. Only once mind. And it was ages ago.

I think you're mistaken.

[Mr Roper]

Something I see more and more...people running! Very strange it was too as they didn't appear to be running from anything, no fires, angry mobs etc. Weirdos

[RZ1]

Seen a TVR on the hard shoulder of a motorway, strange as i thought they never broke down...

[chryslerben]

A copious amount of porn mags once at j15 of the m1

[mnkiboy]

Mr Roper said:

Something I see more and more...people running! Very strange it was too as they didn't appear to be running from anything, no fires, angry mobs etc. Weirdos

Paupers. They can't afford cars so have to use their legs to get places.

[Baz Tench]

I once saw a Freelander stopped on the hard shoulder without a puddle of murky water underneath it.

Very strange...

[TheD]

The Crack Fox said:

On the M1 I saw this guy, hi-vis jacket, hard hat and a spade, WORKING ON THE ROADWORKS once. Only once mind. And it was ages ago.

Some folk just come on here and talk total pish.....really I mean that's just taking it to far.

[mnkiboy]

I've seen a few K-Series engined Rovers being chased by a cloud.

[zakelwe]

Corsair7 said:

Whilst on holiday in Yorkshire, driving through some of the much poorer parts of the coutryside, saw a dead cow in the middle of the road that had just been hit by a large lorry (pretty sure on purpose too). Its gut was gaping open, split by the impact.

People were gathering with various pots, pans and large knives.....

Pretty sure it was gone in the next few hours, and people in that particular impoverished village probably ate quite well that night....

EFA

[cazzer]

Bloke at the side of the road in Didsbury one busy saturday night.
Stood there stark naked with the huuuugest todger I've ever seen in my life.
My mate reckoned it was "care in the community at work"
I just think he was bloody proud of it.

[lost in espace]

Mazdarese said:

Pics or it didn't happen.

Custard test please.