Jobs that are harder than they should be.
Jobs that are harder than they should be.
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Garlick

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40,601 posts

257 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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What's happening here then? Did we fit new brakes at lunchtime?



Nope, we were changing a headlight bulb.

To replace, simply access the panel in the wheel-arch and change the bulb says TVR in the Chimaera handbook.

In reality you need to remove the wheel (I don't have a spare wheel so needed to borrow a trolley jack and axle stands from Classic & Sportscar), remove three seized screws (imagine all the road dirt and water they take), remove some sealant and poke your hand into the gap.

Simple smile

If it was a Vauxhall I'd be mad, as it's a TVR I call it character.

Any other (should be) easy jobs that take too long?

Bill

56,115 posts

272 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Isn't it the same for all modern cars, so actually TVR were well ahead of the game for once in their lives biggrin

It took me an hour or so to access the battery in my mum's mk4 Golf. Sooo much plasticbanghead

CampDavid

9,145 posts

215 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Same thing happens with the bulbs on a Renault Megane, you just need to brake your arms as well. I did an indicator bulb once, I'd actually say it was more time consuming, painful and depressing than something like a Ford Ka head gasket and full service.

The_Burg

4,853 posts

231 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Battery on a Passat B5.5.
first start by removing the windscreen wipers..... Yes, seriously.
Oh and you need two people one either side as the battery is dead centre and is the size of a small house.

Hitler Hadrump

1,750 posts

190 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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I'm sure on my old Fiesta replacing the brake light bulbs was no harder than popping the bulb holders out from inside the boot. Imagine my surprise trying to do the same on a recent model and finding that you have to take the whole filthy light cluster off via a wingnut and two hex screws (although the manual says they're phillips head).

mnkiboy

4,409 posts

183 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Changing the spark plugs on almost any modern car.

It used to be a case of open the bonnet, remove HT lead, unscrew plug.

The days you open the bonnect and have to remove the engine cover, which usually involves unplugging the MAF sensor, disconnecting the air inlet from the filter housing, un-clipping multiple cables and then trying to remove the engine cover itself, which is usually on so tight you could pick up the whole car with it. And you inevitably break all the clips so it will never go back on correctly again, and instead just rattle.

Muncle Trogg

940 posts

175 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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mnkiboy said:
Changing the spark plugs on almost any modern car.

It used to be a case of open the bonnet, remove HT lead, unscrew plug.

The days you open the bonnect and have to remove the engine cover, which usually involves unplugging the MAF sensor, disconnecting the air inlet from the filter housing, un-clipping multiple cables and then trying to remove the engine cover itself, which is usually on so tight you could pick up the whole car with it. And you inevitably break all the clips so it will never go back on correctly again, and instead just rattle.
^^^this, but on an A Class. This link gives an idea how flipping complicated it is.

jonstable

2,828 posts

230 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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All the best lunchtime jobs involve a trolley jack and getting under the car. Even better when your boss comes and joins in as he's a fellow car nut.
Changing the alternator belt on an NA MX5 is one of those jobs that far more of a ballache than it has any right to be. Though it's probably due to my fat thumbed mechanical skills than anything else!

powwerr

1,978 posts

189 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Bill said:
It took me an hour or so to access the battery in my mum's mk4 Golf. Sooo much plasticbanghead
1hour?

its four screws, at the top. no obstructions. confused

Podie

46,646 posts

292 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Garlick said:
What's happening here then? Did we fit new brakes at lunchtime?



Nope, we were changing a headlight bulb.

To replace, simply access the panel in the wheel-arch and change the bulb says TVR in the Chimaera handbook.

In reality you need to remove the wheel (I don't have a spare wheel so needed to borrow a trolley jack and axle stands from Classic & Sportscar), remove three seized screws (imagine all the road dirt and water they take), remove some sealant and poke your hand into the gap.

Simple smile

If it was a Vauxhall I'd be mad, as it's a TVR I call it character.

Any other (should be) easy jobs that take too long?
Meh. Full lock, ambidextrous and great finger control (hello, ladies) and it's easy. hehe

Garlick

Original Poster:

40,601 posts

257 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Podie said:
Meh. Full lock, ambidextrous and great finger control (hello, ladies) and it's easy. hehe
Really? I'd never have got purchase on the screw.

I'll give you a bell next time

new_bloke

453 posts

301 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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On the 3.0 S-type Jag, you have to remove the inlet manifold to change the left-bank spark-plugs.

Podie

46,646 posts

292 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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new_bloke said:
On the 3.0 S-type Jag, you have to remove the inlet manifold to change the left-bank spark-plugs.
Same on the Mondy V6s.

jeremyc

26,173 posts

301 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Garlick said:
In reality you need to remove the wheel (I don't have a spare wheel so needed to borrow a trolley jack and axle stands from Classic & Sportscar), remove three seized screws (imagine all the road dirt and water they take), remove some sealant and poke your hand into the gap.
With reassembly simply being the reversal of these instructions, I trust you cleaned up the panel and applied new sealant as well. nonowink

Podie

46,646 posts

292 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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jeremyc said:
Garlick said:
In reality you need to remove the wheel (I don't have a spare wheel so needed to borrow a trolley jack and axle stands from Classic & Sportscar), remove three seized screws (imagine all the road dirt and water they take), remove some sealant and poke your hand into the gap.
With reassembly simply being the reversal of these instructions, I trust you cleaned up the panel and applied new sealant as well. nonowink
Don't forget to replace headlight bulbs in pairs! hehe

MG CHRIS

9,313 posts

184 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Podie said:
new_bloke said:
On the 3.0 S-type Jag, you have to remove the inlet manifold to change the left-bank spark-plugs.
Same on the Mondy V6s.
Same on the v6 zs and zt however there is a way to get at them without taking it of very awkward thought. Lexus rx300 the same aswel on the golf 1.6 petrol fking awful to get.

Most things on renaults are a pain in the arse oh and front brake discs and pads on the citroen c5 with the handbrake on the front makes it really annoying.

Merry

1,439 posts

205 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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I've just been trying to remove 4 wheel nuts. Its taken well over an hour, involved lots of swearing and there is still 1 nut attached, which wont move.


Arghhhhhhhhh

CampDavid

9,145 posts

215 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Merry said:
I've just been trying to remove 4 wheel nuts. Its taken well over an hour, involved lots of swearing and there is still 1 nut attached, which wont move.


Arghhhhhhhhh
http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/...

This resolves the problem of garages using air guns most efficiently. I actually keep mine in the boot, taped to the back seat with the correct sized socket for my car so it's always there when I need it

nonuts

15,855 posts

246 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Headlight bulb on an Audi S3 8L is a bumper off job... think that wins.

wackojacko

8,581 posts

207 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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A/C pump on most Big engined pre< 05 Audis ?