I know Top Gear is full of Crap but...
I know Top Gear is full of Crap but...
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Locke

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1,279 posts

213 months

Thursday 10th March 2011
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I recently found this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLN4Ea2QJ4g drag race on YouTube between (what was then) modern hot hatches and the Mk1 Golf.

What a load of rubbish, if you watch carefully you can see the Leon hit the brakes at the start and no way would the Saxo VTS get left behind like that.

Discuss (if you want)

Flanders.

6,439 posts

237 months

Thursday 10th March 2011
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Looks like a crap gear change to me.

EDLT

15,421 posts

235 months

Thursday 10th March 2011
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Looks like he (tried to) put it in to second early and made a mess of it.

Riknos

4,701 posts

233 months

Thursday 10th March 2011
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Top Gear's "tests" are always proof that a lot of it is down to the driver, and if they mess up the gear changes.

I'm a big fan, but it prooves nothing (and it's all meant as tongue in cheek anyway) it's the people who argue it down the pub that something is faster than something else because Top Gear prooved it that is annoying...

irf

812 posts

254 months

Thursday 10th March 2011
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too early for a gear change no? could it not be the traction control cutting in harshly?

Hot Potatoes

107 posts

186 months

Thursday 10th March 2011
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Good job that's not Top Gear then!

It's Clarkson Top 100 Cars DVD.

And yes i noticed the Cupra dip too...

EDLT

15,421 posts

235 months

Thursday 10th March 2011
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The driver may have thought it was a good way to avoid wheel spin. Remember it was probably driven by a member of the production team rather than an experienced racer.

Locke

Original Poster:

1,279 posts

213 months

Thursday 10th March 2011
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Hot Potatoes said:
Good job that's not Top Gear then!

It's Clarkson Top 100 Cars DVD.
Either way it proves you can't believe a word that comes out of his mouth.

geeteeaye

2,369 posts

188 months

Thursday 10th March 2011
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Locke said:
Hot Potatoes said:
Good job that's not Top Gear then!

It's Clarkson Top 100 Cars DVD.
Either way it proves you can't believe a word that comes out of his mouth.
Locke - disproving 10 year old DVD matters!

Locke

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1,279 posts

213 months

Thursday 10th March 2011
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geeteeaye said:
Locke - disproving 10 year old DVD matters!
I'm sorry I took so long.

STW2010

5,918 posts

191 months

Thursday 10th March 2011
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Does anyone give a st?

fatboy69

9,424 posts

216 months

Friday 11th March 2011
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what a cynical lot you are!!!!


Locke

Original Poster:

1,279 posts

213 months

Friday 11th March 2011
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STW2010 said:
Does anyone give a st?
You clearly don't so why bother reading this thread. Its a discussion forum ffs rolleyes

Mastodon2

14,324 posts

194 months

Friday 11th March 2011
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Yes, I saw that link earlier - very dodgy. In a fair test, there is no way that Golf is trouncing those cars like it did. The Cupra especially should have hammered it into the dirt! It looks as though the Cupra pulled off the line, went into second gear too early and then lagged behind as it shifted up prematurely, and missed the powerband.

heebeegeetee

30,139 posts

277 months

Friday 11th March 2011
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Locke said:
So what comes next? smile

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Friday 11th March 2011
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Locke said:
geeteeaye said:
Locke - disproving 10 year old DVD matters!
I'm sorry I took so long.
It's not taking so long, it's getting it wrong that matters...now bend over and brace yourself for a jolly good caning.

glazbagun

15,355 posts

226 months

Friday 11th March 2011
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I can't find the link, but I remember reading, years ago, a blog post by the guy whose GTI was in the Generation game race. Apparently the whole thing was bullst- the new cars smoked the old cars, as you'd expect. Then they spent a while filming "filler" shots, then pieced the whole thing together to get the result they thought would be most entertaining. I'd sooner believe the Daily Mail than Top Gear.

lowdrag

13,184 posts

242 months

Friday 11th March 2011
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As a comedy programme, TG is now past its sell-by date and just regurgitates the same old crap. Soon we'll have Clarkson sailing the atlantic in a pickup and May sailing it in a Herald - once again. I stopped watching it severals eries back.

Am I alone in yearning to see a serious motor programme looking at cars we all buy, testing them, pointing out their good and bad points so we can arrive at an informed decision as to what to buy? I wouldn't want a Veyron even if I won the lottery since in part I object to the ancillary costs of maintaining it, which are astronomical, and it seems pointless to have a car you can't get out of second gear for fear of losing your licence.

Everything about TG is false apart from the "star in a car", but why not show us how they learn to improve their driving with the Stig, which would be of more use to us all.

FreeLitres

6,128 posts

206 months

Friday 11th March 2011
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Crap drivers or not - I'll take the Mk1 golf please. biggrin

deveng

3,920 posts

209 months

Friday 11th March 2011
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Top gear? Full of st? Never!

Other good ones are that it's wasn't Ben Collins driving the Renault F1 car (the actual driver slips my mind will check) and Richard Hammond didn't manage 2 short laps in the F1 car, they just pieced together individual corners and asked him to celebrate across the line.